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Old 06-23-2007, 09:49 AM
The_Taj The_Taj is offline
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Default I hate slowrolling douchepickles!!!

so yea this guy basically rivers his gutshot on me, i push my set, he takes max time to call with the stone nuts and then delivers this classy speech.

Hero: why do u slowroll?
hobbygamer: ty
Hero: lol what a **** move, just call me dude
hobbygamer: i love this move <--- (uhh wtf??)
hobbygamer: dont cry
Hero: im not dude, its just pretty bad etiquette
hobbygamer: ok

so yea i could care less about losing the hand but c'mon slowrolling is about as greasy as it gets...
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:52 AM
8Adam8 8Adam8 is offline
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Default Re: I hate slowrolling douchepickles!!!

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hobbygamer: ty


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Thanks for the free money, fish
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:53 AM
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Default Re: I hate slowrolling douchepickles!!!

Were you being a prick to this guy at all?
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:54 AM
LuckyLloyd LuckyLloyd is offline
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Default Re: I hate slowrolling douchepickles!!!

People who slowroll should be stabbed in the eye; kneecapped; and left to die in the middle of a busy street.
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:56 AM
The_Taj The_Taj is offline
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Default Re: I hate slowrolling douchepickles!!!

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Were you being a prick to this guy at all?

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nope not at all, i hadn't said a word since i sat at the table, and me and him hadn't even been involved in any big hands. It was just a straight up lowblow
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Old 06-23-2007, 10:04 AM
River Monster River Monster is offline
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Default Re: I hate slowrolling douchepickles!!!

The most annoying thing about slowrollers is they think that rivering the absolute nuts is a skill.
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Old 06-23-2007, 10:07 AM
The Velour Fog The Velour Fog is offline
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Default Re: I hate slowrolling douchepickles!!!

take comfort in the thought that at least some of the times his slowrolling will make him time out due to lag.
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Old 06-23-2007, 10:12 AM
The_Taj The_Taj is offline
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take comfort in the thought that at least some of the times his slowrolling will make him time out due to lag.

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yea also if he thinks its funny to do it in a live game his face getting smashed in lol
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:04 AM
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Default Re: I hate slowrolling douchepickles!!!

take comfort in the thought that hes not a winning player
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:25 AM
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Default Re: I hate slowrolling douchepickles!!!

<<<<----wishes slowrollers get eaten by a swarm of gators.
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