TWO HANDS ONE THREAD MY STYLE

Ship Ship McGipp · #1 06-16-2007, 11:29 AM

I GUESS THESE ARE BEATS; EITHER BEATS, OR STANDARD, NOT SURE

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG ($2222.25)
MP ($1550.95)
aejones ($1120)
SB ($1500)
BB ($1606)

Preflop: aejones is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $40, aejones calls $40, SB raises to $150, 1 fold, MP folds, aejones calls $110.

Flop: ($350) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $260, aejones calls $260.

Turn: ($870) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $1090 (All-In), aejones calls $710 (All-In).

River: ($2670) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $2670

Results in white below: 
aejones has 6h 6s (three of a kind, sixes).
SB has Ac Jd (straight, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins $2670. 

OK THIS NEXT ONE HAS TO BE THE BEST HAND IN THE HISTORY OF ONLINE POKER. IF NOT, TOP 5. PROBABLY NOT, BUT MAYBE.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

MP ($1096.30)
Button ($466.10)
aejones ($364.10)
BB ($541.30)
UTG ($400)

Preflop: aejones is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, Button raises to $16, aejones raises to $48, 1 fold, Button calls $32.

Flop: ($100) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
aejones bets $60, Button calls $60.

Turn: ($220) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
aejones bets $140, Button raises to $358.1, aejones calls $116.10 (All-In).

River: ($834.20) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $834.20

Results in white below: 
aejones has Kc Ah (one pair, aces).
Button has Ad 7c (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: Button wins $834.20. 

LOL?

OK NOW IT'S 11:30 AM SO I'M GOING TO LAY BY THE POOL FOR A FEW MINUTES AND GO TO SLEEP AT NOON. SEEMS LIKE IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN TO SLEEP.

Teh1337zor · #2 06-16-2007, 11:53 AM

im moving to stars

Squareview · #3 06-16-2007, 11:56 AM

AEJONESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NYAKKKKKKKKAAAAA!!

rakemeplz · #4 06-16-2007, 11:58 AM

No pullups?

cowpig · #5 06-19-2007, 04:31 PM

hand 1 is only slightly ridiculous and hand 2 is just standard

C-

EvanJC · #6 06-19-2007, 04:36 PM

i can't stop saying "ship ship mcgip" when i win pots now. [censored] you.

bulldogs24 · #7 06-19-2007, 05:06 PM

aejones is my hero

MatthijsH · #8 06-19-2007, 05:24 PM

FullTiltPoker Game #2560919110: Table Cole (deep 6) - $4/$8 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:13:35 ET - 2007/06/01
Seat 1: uisageezer ($1,600)
Seat 2: WinnerAccount ($1,994)
Seat 3: aejones ($2,597.40)
Seat 4: cmonuguys ($1,408.20)
Seat 5: padirk165 ($1,802)
Seat 6: 6speed ($1,541)
WinnerAccount posts the small blind of $4
aejones posts the big blind of $8
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [2d 3d]
cmonuguys calls $8
padirk165 folds
6speed raises to $36
WinnerAccount folds
aejones calls $28
cmonuguys raises to $120
6speed has 15 seconds left to act
6speed calls $84
aejones calls $84
*** FLOP *** [9c 3h 2h]
aejones checks
cmonuguys bets $168
6speed folds
6speed adds $179
aejones raises to $556
cmonuguys raises to $1,288.20, and is all in
aejones calls $732.20
cmonuguys shows [Ad As]
aejones shows [2d 3d]
aejones: limp reraising
*** TURN *** [9c 3h 2h] [Kc]
aejones: should be banned
*** RIVER *** [9c 3h 2h Kc] [7s]
cmonuguys shows a pair of Aces
aejones shows two pair, Threes and Twos
aejones wins the pot ($2,937.40) with two pair, Threes and Twos
cmonuguys is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,940.40 | Rake $3
Board: [9c 3h 2h Kc 7s]
Seat 1: uisageezer is sitting out
Seat 2: WinnerAccount (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: aejones (big blind) showed [2d 3d] and won ($2,937.40) with two pair, Threes and Twos
Seat 4: cmonuguys showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: padirk165 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: 6speed (button) folded on the Flop

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early325 · #9 06-19-2007, 05:56 PM

what is the point of posting ^^ that hand