Brag: kicked an ass

[doubLe a tom]

There is this girl that I have been seeing for a few weeks now (who happens to be my ex-gf, lol) and I was chillin with her at a party last night. It was a pretty sick party, and I was absolutely hammered. At around 3am, most of the people had left, and there were probably like 7 or 8 people still around.

So I'm just relaxin with this girl, and her ex-bf that she still lives with (long story), starts calling her and over and over again demanding that she comes how NOW. This kid is a complete [censored] to her. A few nights ago he was doin the same [censored], saying he was going to come to the party and take her home, which she did not want at all. I got on the phone and he started talking a bunch of [censored] to me. I told him to just come and see what happens. He wisely did not make an appearance.

Well last night, he decided to show up for some reason. I was upstairs talking to the girl, and my boy walks in and is like "Yooo, Joe is here waiting outside." Im like "alright" and walk downstairs and go outside, and hes right by the door.

I dont even think I said a word to him. I just went up to him, shoved him, and then popped him in the jaw. He tried to wrap me up so I couldnt hit him anymore, by grabbing my shirt and attempting to wrestle me to the ground but I just basically tossed him off of me and drilled him in the face a couple more times. He was on his ass, kinda sitting up and just trying to protect himself at this point and I was about to kick a field goal with his head, but my boy, who was just watchin, came over real quick and pulled me away. I was pretty pissed about it at the time, but its probably a good thing that he did that.



beat: he ripped one of my nice shirts.

beat: my hand is bruised and hurts pretty bad.

brag: his face probably hurts a lot worse.

variance: im eating an everything bagel from dunkin donuts right now.

CLIFFS: Kid is an a-hole to girl. Kid talks shtt to me, and shows up to a party. I beat kid up. Kid bleeds a lot from the mouth.

[PattdownManiac]

I thought this was a sweet parody where you beat up the dude in the BEAT: I GOT JUMPED post, but you dissapoint me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

[Shephard]

nh

[Banditgberg]

an old fashion scuffle over a kind shrew!

gg

[blutarski]

I have you on ignore, but I know whatever you posted makes you look like an a-hole.

[omgitsmatt]

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hahahah, nice read

[Banditgberg]

can you still see the avatar?

[lostsoul]

U better hope the kid doesn't press charges. It wouldn't be hard. Next be smart Yes we all know u are the man, but shove him and talk [censored] back get him to swing first or at least have a buddy there to lie for u, if the kid is as big a bitch as u describe it wouldn't suprise me if he did call the cops.

[NozeCandy]

The correct play is to goad him into throwing the first punch then kicking his ass. Avoiding legal ramifications ftw.

[Jiggymike]

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an old fashion scuffle over a kind shrew!

gg

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LOL. But yeah don't come out swinging because he can press charges against you now. Considering he didn't lay a hand on you he will have pretty good recourse to do so.