I may have testicular cancer

[Courtesy Flush]

You know the area on your balls where they "attach" to you where you can feel a little thickness (veins maybe? I dunno)? That part of my right nut is abnormally large and hard. About 1/4th the size of the actual testicle I'd estimate. I noticed it when it was smaller, but figured it'd go away and tried to ignore it. God damnit, I don't wanna lose a ball! I just read that you lose it 100% of the time. At least they replace it with a fake one. I was already worried about my sperm count and now I'll have half the gunpowder? Not cool.

I don't even have health insurance right now but was going to get it soon. This will certainly speed that up. Pray for me 2+2!

[XXXNoahXXX]

I know that if I thought I had cancer I'd come to a poker website and post in OOT.

[T.J. Combo]

Could be cancer, could be warts.

When you get warts, stuff swells up before an actual outbreak of warts.

If it's warts, don't worry, they go away on their own and after they're gone, most people aren't even contagious. (so I've heard)

[Lonhro]

Go the doctor, just in case. Like, wtf. No brainer. Ask OOT what they think and perhaps come closer to death, or go to the doctor and come no closer to death. A better OP for you would've been "I may be retarded"

[React1oN]

Doctor.

[Courtesy Flush]

Didn't I make it abundantly clear that I am going to see a doctor ASAP?

Also please don't reply to my thread unless you have 2 stars.

[daryn]

could be that sick torsion.. ugh.. i don't even wanna think about it