Mike Matusow, Dadaist poet

[luckyjimm]

(1) To make a Dadaist poem:

Take a newspaper.
Take a pair of scissors.
Choose an article as long as you are planning to make your poem.
Cut out the article.
Then cut out each of the words that make up this article and put them in a bag.
Shake it gently.
Then take out the scraps one after the other in the order in which they left the bag.
Copy conscientiously.
The poem will be like you.
And here you are a writer, infinitely original and endowed with a sensibility that is charming though beyond the understanding of the vulgar.
-Tristan Tzara

(2) Dadist poem by Mike Matusow, 29.5.7, Full Tilt

WHE R U IDIOTS GONNA BE AT WSOP SO I
CAN RAPE U ALLIN A REAL POKER GAME
YE AMNA IMDRUNK
AND [censored] UP
YE AMAN IM ALLCOKED OUT AN DU GOT NO
CHAT
WHICH
3
U TAKE ANYO OF THEM 3 LETS GO LIVE
GAME

[Hiiiiiiii]

A++++++++

I love Dada and drugs!

[ibluffoldladies]

NH OP!

If I were a network exec., I would try to sign Matusow for a reality show.

[bigdaddydrew]

nh gg op

10. I give it a 10. Out of 7.

[TS Clark]

I enjoy the way the poet equates his feeling of the loss of control to drug use and physical violation. Beautiful use of imagery and metaphor in this piece.

Oh, wait.

[neverforgetlol]

Mike Matusow: egos willbreak u cards willmake u

[luckyjimm]

[samsdmf]

Awesome, this is awesome

[luckyjimm]

Lol humuments

http://www.tomphillips.co.uk/humumen...010/index.html

You could make a different one for every Matusow chat outburst

[augie_]

dadaism is so...dadistic