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Old 05-25-2007, 07:02 PM
bkholdem bkholdem is offline
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Default boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

They see me scamin
On A-I-M
I know they think I'm white and dirty
I know they think I"m white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
boosted J is white and dirty
My bankroll so small
I'm scamin
I know they think I'm white and dirty
I know they think I"m white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
boosted J is white and dirty


Playin high stakes on F-T-P
Got skills but I don't need 'em
When I'm on the tables see me playin
Get my scam on heck I ain't mean
Down with a fixed deck, she gonna hold up
Riggin games online holla I'z a half pint pimp ain't no balla
Got a backer now he's a broke-a
Fithy you ain't know, I'm sleezy like a street hoe
Just tryin to free roll aint tryin to have no backers
Free roll city don't care if it's shady
2 plus 2 patrollin you know they hate me
When I'm bull-sh**in there ain't no maximum
I can speak for some gamblas tryin to jack for some
But they backin somethin that I said I have sucka me busted my roll ain't at maximum
Secure account, hell that ain't me
Scammin hard and payin back- NO!
Scamin and scamin and I still broke
Come back from behind and I clear my throat
Next time I get a pair I gonna go all in
Freerolls change wigga's don't need no solution
I ain't play-N-skills I freerollin and cruisin
Got broke backers in every city exept vegas but I'm still ain't losin


I know they think I'm white and dirty
I know they think I"m white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
boosted J is white and dirty


I been drinkin and smokin flippin coins cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get some dough 'fore the playas find out at the tournament I be a broke ass girly man
Wigga been on that Hennessey and gin again prayin I can win again
Pushin all in while I puff on the blunt
It ain't my money, I livin like I ain't givin a f**k
I got head held in my hands, and I be hidin cuz I ain't got no balls
My roll it's free, I stole it all
Playin pretty deep, and I be keepin it all
I ain't no small timer at pokerstars
Thinkin I'm back on the backstreets
Wanted by no backers but I gota keep takin shots I wanna lead the flock not be a sheep
Takin a shot shots on my screen, on his money
with no regards for backers we dodge em like f**k em all
Thought I won't get caught and brought up on charges in front of y'all
Got your money, went all in dark, get your money back?, you be smokin crack
Ready or not we bust from shots, pushin all in Filty I be a millionaire


I know they think I'm white and dirty
I know they think I"m white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
boosted J is white and dirty



Don't care what ya thinkin so, took your money now it's mine yo
All gone in a blink of light shoulda played it slower
A boosted upset for sure cause they think they know they catchin me with with plenty of transfers on FTP bro
So they start askin me to check my records, I be lookin in my rear view smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is bankroll profiling
Boosted, I'm a reckless you-sta be lag
'fraid filty might get convinced to put me on a slab
Under my mattress there ain't no cash
Cause I'z a hustler tryin to come up fast
I'm a has been baller on AIM tryin to talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I still plannin on ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma be so broke cuz' I'mma loose loose loose my bathroom gonna have no door while I go number two
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to poker players tellin them I HATE YOU
I think I can't be touched and tell 'em that they shoulda known
Computer down, wishin I still had my crooked dough
Put me in a game, callin backers but no one home
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and try'n grab your dough


I know they think I'm white and dirty
I know they think I"m white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
boosted J is white and dirty

I know they think I'm white and dirty
I know they think I"m white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
I'm boosted J I'm white and dirty
boosted J is white and dirty
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:11 PM
wmonfor wmonfor is offline
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Default Re: boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

i think my NT! alarm is going off . . .
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:18 PM
J-Mac J-Mac is offline
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Default Re: boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

In the same vein, I'd like someone to continue the following idea, bc I got nothing more:

To the tune of Kanye West's "We Don't Care":

And all my peoples that's card playing just to get by,
Stack the donkeys till the tables dry,
We weren't supposed to play offsuit 2-5,
Jokes on you, my cards are live,
Throw your hands up un the sky and say,
We don't care what people play!

...

let us gogogogogo!
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:30 PM
onthebutton onthebutton is offline
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Default Re: boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

Link to story plz
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:33 PM
unbluffable unbluffable is offline
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Default Re: boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

nt is slackin
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:34 PM
private joker private joker is offline
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Default Re: boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

Is this BBV4L?
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:34 PM
MicroBob MicroBob is offline
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Default Re: boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:34 PM
miajag miajag is offline
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Default Re: boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

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nt is slackin

[/ QUOTE ]

yes, yes he is
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:36 PM
unbluffable unbluffable is offline
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Default Re: boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

i just hope that he comes back with a vengeance!

maybe he'll start by banning by tor or something else semi-productive.
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:36 PM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default Re: boosted j \"I know they think I\'m white and dirty\"

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nt is slackin

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i think you should PM one of the admins and tell them he should get a pay cut.
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