live poker is so difficult

[Spechel EDD]

3/5nl at commerce

im sitting at about 550 and cover the jerk and the other jerk barely covers me.

i get KK and raise to $30. first jerk 3-bets me to $85. second jerk cold calls. i just shove. first jerk thinks and thinks and thinks. i get bored and play with my ipod till eh finally calls and the guy who called the 3-bet snap calls.

i table my hand, other two dont.

dealer deals out

9 T 7 6

guy who snap calls start screaming out for an "EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT"

dealer deals an 8.

guy stands up and is all delighted and tries to high five me "CHOP BABY!! CHOP!!!! ALLRIGHT!!!!!!!!" he does this as he tables JJ and the other guy tables JJ also.

i dont high five him

[JayEmm]

are you a regular in this game?

[Spechel EDD]

[ QUOTE ]
are you a regular in this game?

[/ QUOTE ]

NOT ANYMORE

[quinn]

cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Kc Kh 1310356 95.59 55276 4.03 5122 0.37 0.957
Jd Jh 16070 1.17 1326426 96.77 28258 2.06 0.021
Js Jc 16070 1.17 1326426 96.77 28258 2.06 0.021

[EC10]

[ QUOTE ]

i dont high five him

[/ QUOTE ]i lol'd

[killsadie]

that sucks, a lot.

[PoppaTMan]

Was jerk the retard Commerce type, or the [censored] Commerce type that intentionally declares his hand wrong?

[MusashiStyle]

this sort of thing is the reason i don't play live NL with [censored].

[Spechel EDD]

[ QUOTE ]
Was jerk the retard Commerce type, or the [censored] Commerce type that intentionally declares his hand wrong?

[/ QUOTE ]

the retarded mouthbreather type

[Barrin6]

Playing live poker is a beat in itself. You don't need to post a hand