BBV Mystery Play Along

MasterLJ · #1 05-20-2007, 01:40 PM

Background:

I go and play pool with my best friend "Joe". I had a huge downswing yesterday so I'm looking to get drunk. Joe invites stupid girl named "Jill" to come play pool with us. She's annoying at times and incredibly stupid.

Tangent: *Skip if you want to get to the mystery*: Joe was at his practice spot, Jill always hangs out there. Joe does not want to hit it with Jill. Joe falls asleep, wakes up, sees that Jill is there. Joe wants head. Joe convinces Jill to give him head in exchange for "anything she wants." Joe gets head. Jill goes to get a condom from the car. Joe throws her crap into the hallway, locks up, and runs for his truck before Jill returns. 5 days later, she's hanging out with him again.

Back to the mystery...

I get reasonably drunk and come home. I make Jill give me a massage and pass out on the couch. I wake up around 8 this morning wanting to sleep in my bed if it's available. I walk into the room and my comforter and sheets are on the floor and the fitted sheet is completely missing. It is not in my house.

BBV detectives, what gives? First, Joe does not want to hit it with Jill. Second, Joe knows he can use my bed anytime. Third, if he skeeted on my sheets why would he take them with him?

I have placed several calls so I'm sure I will get more information down the line.

Lurker. · #2 05-20-2007, 02:03 PM

jill is fat. mystery solved.

whoisthedrizzle · #3 05-20-2007, 02:37 PM

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jill is fat. mystery solved.

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so what are you saying, she ate his sheets? cause i've met some fat people in my day and well...yeah i could see her doing that.