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Old 05-16-2007, 05:10 PM
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:11 PM
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:11 PM
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:12 PM
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:12 PM
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:13 PM
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why would i quit when i have jesus seats on every table vs 80/40s who SOMEHOW WIN WTFFFFFFFF

ALRETURNS IF YOU COACHED ANY OF THESE TARDS ABOUT THE PHU_1 STYLE I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:16 PM
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btwbtw -1.7k live at commerce WHAT THE [censored] HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

accidently withdrew $1.5k on stars instead of $150. didnt notice it till i goT the check right after i went on a -$900 swing wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that left me underrolled and having to drop down to donkey stakes to grind

proceed to lose to setmining unl nits who with overset draws or with top full vs quadszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzz

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edit: oh and i somehow lost my database with all my hands past 100nl WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:18 PM
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:19 PM
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:21 PM
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POKERSTARS GAME #9925207873: TOURNAMENT #50289513, $50+$5 HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL III (25/50) - 2007/05/15 - 12:41:41 (ET)
Table '50289513 60' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: NU Starnes (1535 in chips)
Seat 2: LoneHixx (2465 in chips)
Seat 3: co3730 (5485 in chips)
Seat 4: KersalMass (1780 in chips)
Seat 5: ajp504 (690 in chips)
Seat 6: 12443267 (1495 in chips)
Seat 7: bigbenton (2000 in chips)
Seat 8: Typhlitis (650 in chips)
Seat 9: hafarfert (1270 in chips)
NU Starnes: posts small blind 25
LoneHixx: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KersalMass [7s 7d]
co3730: calls 50
KersalMass: raises 150 to 200
ajp504: folds
12443267: folds
bigbenton: folds
Typhlitis: folds
hafarfert: folds
NU Starnes: folds
LoneHixx: folds
co3730: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [5c 6h 4c]
co3730: checks
KersalMass: bets 400
co3730: raises 1100 to 1500
KersalMass: raises 80 to 1580 and is all-in
co3730: calls 80
*** TURN *** [5c 6h 4c] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [5c 6h 4c Qh] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
co3730: shows [Jd Qs] (a pair of Queens)
KersalMass: shows [7s 7d] (a pair of Sevens)
KersalMass said, "lolz"
co3730 collected 3635 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3635 | Rake 0
Board [5c 6h 4c Qh Ts]
Seat 1: NU Starnes (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: LoneHixx (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: co3730 showed [Jd Qs] and won (3635) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: KersalMass showed [7s 7d] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 5: ajp504 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: 12443267 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bigbenton folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Typhlitis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: hafarfert (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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