Can anyone here read/write in spanish?

[EL Burro Loco]

Mods please move this if it isn't appropriate OOT.

I have received these two emails and i occasionally get emails for this other guys legit gmail account and i can't tell if they are weird spam or legitimate emails. One other person thanked me for writing them back after sending an email to my address. I am involved in the world of writing and i believe at some point it says something about writing a book? I tried translating with a free web service and it was still unreadable.

1st Email:

Hola Carl como estás. La vez pasada no pude responder bien el correo, porque estaban necesitando la computadora es de mi trabajo. Estoy trabajando en Laar courier Express.

Te cuento que si quieres enviarme algo lo puedes hacer por medio de U.P.S .

A nombre de Maria Eugenia Hadatti de Guayaquil – Ecuador. F/D. U.P.S Ecuador.

Te cuento que Billy cumplió 16 años el sábado 5 de mayo, está muy bien en el colegio, tiene buenas notas. Está escribiendo un libro que si Dios quiere este año lo hago editar.

Te mando muchos saludos y espero que me recuerdes de la misma forma que yo te recuerdo.

Te mando muchos besos y abrazos…

Atentamente.,

Jeanina Velástegui

2nd email:

Hola carl...

Gracias por los saludos que me has enviado con mi mamá.
Este es mi correo para que puedas escribirme directamente a mi.

Estoy escribiendo un libro, cuando lo tenga listo te lo voy a enviar para que lo conozcas y lo leas y me des tu opinión.
Bueno espero que estás bien.. Cuiadate

Billy

[BCPVP]

A little rusty, let's see...

Hi Carl, how are you. Something about time passing since there was some good mail because her computer is at her work. She work at the Laar Express.

The story you want to send her has to go through UPS (?)

Then someone's name, location, and title? "Maria Eugenia Hadatti de Guayaquil – Ecuador. F/D. U.P.S Ecuador."

Your story about Billy's 16th birthday on the 5th of May is very good (in school?). He has good grades.(wtf?) She's writing a book that, if God wants, will be published this year.

You command many greetings and I hope that I remember the same form that you remember. (again, wtf?)

Hugs and kisses

Second,
Hi Carl

Thanks for the greetings you had sent with my mom.
This is the mail that you can send directly to me.

I'm writing a book, when it's ready to see, I'll send it to you to look at, read, and give your opinion.

I hope you are well. Take care.
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Pretty rough. I'm sure someone can do better.

[tdarko]

Hello Carl, how are you. The last time I could not respond the mail well, because they were needing the computer at my work. I am working at the Laar courier Express.

I tell you that if you want to send to me something you can do it by means of U.P.S.

To the name of Maria Eugenia Hadatti de Guayaquil - Ecuador. F/D. U.P.S Ecuador.

Billy turned 16 years Saturday 5 of May, he is very well in the school, has good notes. (This next part is kind of messed up) but like the post above says she is saying she is writing a book that if God wants her to publish she will this year.

I send many greetings to you and I hope that you remember me as I remember you. (but yea she says "same form" wtf?)

I send to many kisses and hugs to you



Thanks for the greetings that you have sent to me with my mother. This it is my mail so that you can write to me to my directly.

I am writing a book, when it has ready you I am going it to send so that you know it and you read and give your opinion.

Good I hope that you are well.

[EL Burro Loco]

Thanks guys much appreciated.

[bwana devil]

My Spanish is a little rough but here you go:
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Hello Carl, how are you? The last time I could not respond the mail, because they needied the computer at my work. I am working at the Laar Courier Express.

Billy turned 16 years old Saturday May 5th. He is doing very good in the school and has good grades.

I can't stop thinking about our great night of sex. Also do you know anyone with herpes? Do you know anyone with AIDS? Now you do.

Hugs and kisses

[dibbs]

While I haven't used it in a while, http://babelfish.altavista.com/ was always pretty good at getting a quick rough idea of whats going on with something like this, rarely perfect though.

[tdarko]

bwana,

Crazy donkey must be fat yo.

[TheMetetron]

Some of these are poor translations.

[bwana devil]

[ QUOTE ]
bwana,

Crazy donkey must be fat yo.

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that Jeanina just aint right.

[TheMetetron]

Hello Carl, how are you? I couldn't respond to you last time because they needed the computer at my work.

If you would like to send me something, you can do so via UPS.

You can send it to Maria Eugenia Hadatti de Guayaquil – Ecuador. F/D. U.P.S Ecuador.

Billy had his 16th birthday on May 5th. He is doing very well in school and he has good grades. He is writing a book, that God willing, will be published this year.

I send you my regards and hope that you remember me as I remember you.

Many hugs and kisses.

Sincerely yours,

Jeanina Velástegui