New English/Aussie Slang

[The Dingo]

Thought I'd add these (looking for a TITANIC)

AIRPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.

BADLY PACKED KEBAB
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.


BEAVER LEAVER
A homosexual.

BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 Hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".

BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

DOUBLE BASS
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then
fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double Bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.

ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples
simultaneously.

FRIGMAROLE
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.

FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHIT
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

GOING FOR A McShit
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.

GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
A vigorous masturbation session.

JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staffs at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their Level of training.

MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e., extremely impressive when viewed
from the outside, but there's actually F@ck-all seeing.

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MUMBLER
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc., i.e., you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10 Pinter in your bed instead.

NBR (No Beers Required)
Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.

NELSON MANDELA
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
The need to defecate imminently.

PEARL HARBOUR
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

PICASSO arse
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

RAGMAN'S COAT
Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragman's coat!"

RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE
To defecate, e.g., " I've got one in the departure lounge, so I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".

SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SKIN-CHIMNEY - see BADLY PACKED KEBAB

SPERM WAIL
A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.

STARFISH TROOPER or ARSETRONAUT
A homosexual.

SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.

TART FUEL or ***** PISS
Bottled Alco pops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

TEN-Pinter
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.

TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.

TODGER DODGER
A lesbian.

TWO-BAGGER or DOUBLE BAGGER
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off).

UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating, i.e., out of action, a bit like a car in a garage, e.g., "Don't think I'll be in luck tonight Lads, the missus is up on
blocks".

VAGINA DECLINER
A homosexual.

WALLACE AND GROMIT
Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.

WANK SEANCE
During a masturbation session, the eerie feeling that your dead relatives are watching you with disgust.

WYNONA RYDER
Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".

X-PILES
Unwanted visitors from Uranus.

[Wilpro]

Use a few in UK, most mainly used by chavs

[drewjustdrew]

Some of these are hilarious. The rhyming slang has never been adopted in the States as far as I know. I think mumbler is my favorite. Although the mcshit is good too.

[Phntm]

He forgot this one

Vaswani- Welching on a Bet....

[sh58]

i haven't heard many of these in common use in the uk but they are funny. 10 pinter etc. is very common.

i'll add one of my own

MONET: a woman who looks good from a distance, but when you get in close is a bit of a mess

[kerr]

[ QUOTE ]
MONET: a woman who looks good from a distance, but when you get in close is a bit of a mess

[/ QUOTE ]
That's from the Alicia Silverstone film CLUELESS.

TAI: Do you think she's pretty?
CHER: No, she's a full on Monet.
TAI: What's a monet?
CHER: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess.

[The Dingo]

I like our Aussie version of the USA "Butterface"

We call them a "lobster", great body but head is full of sheet.......

[splashthepot]

RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE
To defecate, e.g., " I've got one in the departure lounge, so I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".

AKA

Turtle head touching cloth