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beat: racism can make you rich!
so i step into a 5/10 NL B&M game and sit down with 1300. fairly inactive the first orbit, then get AA in the bb. action folds to the cutoff who raises to 45. folds to me and i raise to 110. cutoff calls.
flop: 6h 9d Jh i bet 100, he raises to 200, i re-raise to 500, he calls turn: Jc no way he has AJ, but if he does, god bless him...i figure he's on a draw, so i push for 719. "all i have is a heart draw, but i'll call you because i hate you arab terrorist [censored] and i want to outdraw" ^^^ not making this up at this point i'm shocked: 1. that he stacks off the draw 2. that he would openly admit that he's racist 3. that he probably did stack off because of his racism. river: 7h "YES!" as he flips over 42h i'm pretty much beside myself at this point. i yell out "[censored] you you inbred, hillbilly piece of [censored]," and leave immediately cuz i know if i stay in my obscenely angry tilted state, i'll either lose more money, or rip off this guy's arm and beat him senseless with it. 20 minutes of driving, 10 minutes of actual play, and all i have to show for it is blind rage towards to the state of mississippi and a net loss of 1300. |
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Re: beat: racism can make you rich!
Dude, Looking for tolerance in Mississippi is like looking for a virgin hooker.
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Re: beat: racism can make you rich!
I'd say you played it well the whole way through. Now all you need to do is strap a bomb to yourself and go back.
that will show that bastard maybe crash a plane into his trailer? |
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Re: beat: racism can make you rich!
i play it the same way
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Re: beat: racism can make you rich!
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i play it the same way [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: beat: racism can make you rich!
that river heart is further proof that god is on our side.
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Re: beat: racism can make you rich!
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that river heart is further proof that god is on our side. [/ QUOTE ] QFT |
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Re: beat: racism can make you rich!
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that river heart is further proof that god is on our side. [/ QUOTE ] ban |
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Re: beat: racism can make you rich!
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[ QUOTE ] that river heart is further proof that god is on our side. [/ QUOTE ] QFT [/ QUOTE ] wow just wow. |
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Re: beat: racism can make you rich!
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] that river heart is further proof that god is on our side. [/ QUOTE ] QFT [/ QUOTE ] wow just wow. [/ QUOTE ] to clarify, i meant that god is on the side of bad poker players, not racist a-holes. sorry if there was any confusion. |
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