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cheating death
Let's try this life smeg out...
What's the nearest you came to dying? Two for me: - stuck a plug into a wall with its back missing, and mainlined the power supply up my arm. Luckily i threw myself backwards and got off light. - Head on crash on a motorbike into an oncoming car (she was on my side of the road). Luckily somersaulted over the top and landed on my ass. I did try to punch the lady driver but i fell straight over as soon as i got to my feet. Only 5 stitches and a dead bike (and car) was the result. Beat that, mutants. |
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Re: cheating death
In college I started choking on a cheez-it
A friend gave me the heimlich and it flew out. He has since become a paramedic. I like to think I was partly responsible for that. |
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Re: cheating death
I once almost went to a Dixie Chicks concert
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Re: cheating death
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Beat that, mutants. [/ QUOTE ] Already did, told it repeatedly |
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Re: cheating death
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I once almost went to a Dixie Chicks concert [/ QUOTE ] Wow, this thread gayd up pretty damn quick. |
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Re: cheating death
i slipped on some ice and got my ass all wet
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Re: cheating death
I also had a head on motorcycle wreck, but i was six and no helmet (sitting in front of my uncle).
Slipped on moist plants while negotiating a ridge in the lower foothills of the Himalayas (uttar pradesh for anyone that knows india's geography) with thousand foot drops on either side. In january car wreck when i overcorrected after trying to avoid a guy who cut me off on the freeway and ended up swervin in a 180 and facing oncoming traffic. Anyone ever hear of quantum immortality? Sometimes I wonder... |
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Re: cheating death
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I once almost went to a Dixie Chicks concert [/ QUOTE ] winnar |
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Re: cheating death
n/a
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Re: cheating death
had nine guns pulled on me. have had gun put to my head.
been stabbed. split a police road block on my gixxer doing 145 in a 40 mph zone. was in a room when a glock accidentally went off. had a jaguar (car) stop on my neck when i was 2 years old. lost a lot of sight in my left eye as a resuly. nearly died. probably others, but thats all i care to recite. |
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