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Old 03-26-2007, 08:19 PM
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Default In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?

I've been seeing hookers semi-regularly for about a year now. I'm not that desperate for affection that I viewed any of my encounters as anything more than empty sex (on my end at least, $$$ on her's, of course). Until today.

Hooker looks hot from her ad, and looks legit from my research (sorry no links). I call her over and get the typical hooker BS. Seriously, hookers are girls with all the bad qualities multiplied by 100. Says she'll be 30 mins, over 2 hours later she finally shows up.

18, blonde, petite, beautiful face, outgoing and semi-intelligent enough to speak right and hold a conversation. I instantly forget to be angry. We jump into bed. Wow. I've been in bed with enough girls (paid and unpaid) to know genuine vs fake and she was either as genuine as they come or as good an actress as they come. Loud, into it, horny, and loving anything I could do to her.

And did I mention she was beautiful? She could be a model. Seriously, she needs to get one of those softcore sites that so many other hot 18 year olds have. She'd be better than 80% of them at least.

In fact, I talked to her about getting a site. I offered to help her set it up (yeah I'm a geek--hence the need for hookers in the first place). Said she'd call me but we all know what that means.

Anyways, I was smitten. After she left we even traded a couple texts--

Me: "Just posted a good review for you. Should help business. you owe me [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]"

Her: "Lol kool"

So obviously she thinks I'm amazingly awesome.

Anyways, I wanna bone her regularly w/o paying. I have no qualms about her career choice, and can actually help her make more money, via helping her in her current job (be a real life pimp, holla) or get her involved in softcore porn.

So how does one go about picking up a hooker?

Cliff's Notes: Saw hooker. Super hot. Wanna hit it off the clock. How do I do it?
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:21 PM
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:21 PM
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Default Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?

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Old 03-26-2007, 08:22 PM
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Default Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?

1) SIIHP
2) Pay
3) Lock thread
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:23 PM
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Default Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?

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qft
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:24 PM
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:24 PM
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Default Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?

[ QUOTE ]
standard troll acct post.

in b4 lock

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm serious. Dunno how to prove it. Don't wanna post on my main account because too many people who know me irl know my sn.
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:25 PM
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:25 PM
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[/ QUOTE ]lmao, the name is "Pay4Play."

A+
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:27 PM
The X-Factor The X-Factor is offline
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Default Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?

Just play it cool man. I am in good with the stripper that blew me a few weeks back. Went there and stuff happened again and I offer to let her deal my home game naked get her number and hit it off the clock once. So just relax and dont be pushy and you made the right play by helping her with her "business" so you should be gold sir.

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