Words of Wisdom from Batman

[UnlikelyNinja]

Quotes from the Dark Knight

Some gems:

Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"
Batman: "Easily."
Robin: "Easily."
Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."
Robin: "Thank you."
Batman: "You're welcome."

Batman to Robin: "Stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here!"

Bruce: "Most Americans don't realize what we owe to the ancient Incas. Very few appreciate they gave us the white potato and many varieties of Indian corn."
Dick: "Now whenever I eat mashed potatos, I for one will think of the Incas."

Batman: "Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles."

[Blarg]

This kind of thing was one of the joys or the live-action t.v. show. It also pops up, but without any self-conscious enjoyment of its own ridiculousness, in old shows like Dragnet.

[XXXNoahXXX]

This doesn't really fit in this thread, but it has to do with comics and I like it.

Top 15 Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Scenes

[Warik]

Robin, looking at Batgirl: "You know something, Batman?"
Batman: "What's that, Robin?"
Robin: "She looks very pretty when she's asleep."
Batman: "I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum."

[CaptUnlucky]

Batman: "Go back outside and calm the flower children."
Robin: "They'll mob me!"
Batman: "Groovy."

What does this even mean

[cardcounter0]

Batman: "Nobody wants war."
Robin: "Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours."
Batman: "Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years."

[Big Poppa Smurf]

Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"
Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin."

Robin: "Gosh, Batman, this camel grass juice is great."
Batman: "Beware of strong stimulants, Robin."

Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."

[brandofo]

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Batman: "Nobody wants war."
Robin: "Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours."
Batman: "Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years."

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Timeless.

[counterspell]

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This doesn't really fit in this thread, but it has to do with comics and I like it.

Top 15 Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Scenes

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The joker one is just really, really funny.

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"
Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin."

Robin: "Gosh, Batman, this camel grass juice is great."
Batman: "Beware of strong stimulants, Robin."

Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."

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These were really funny.