Help motivate me to play poker

[Sponger.]

So my roommates all went home for spring break so they could sit and watch TV with their parents and I decided since I'm not in school anyways and that I want to play a lot of poker I'd just stay in Santa Barbara and grind. Anyways, I might need some motivation and I figured you guys could help with an idea that I'll go for. I want to play 60 hours starting from Sunday - Saturday.

A few examples...

If I play enough hours I get to spend $1000 on anything I want
If I play enough hours I have to buy my 2nd bottle of dom
If I play enough hours I'll give $500 to childrens inc
If I don't play enough hours I have to burn 500 $1 bills
If I don't play enough hours I have to give $20 to every homeless person I see one day.
If I don't play enough hours I have to jack off with sandpaper

etc

[kyleb]

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Help motivate me to play poker

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I would never do such a terrible thing to anyone.,

[Entity]

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Help motivate me to play poker

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I would never do such a terrible thing to anyone.,

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holla.

[Esperante]

read some msnl/ssnl

[Butcho22]

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If I don't play enough hours I have to jack off with sandpaper


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this should do

[FoldEqu1ty]

This is simple. 25% of profits go to a high class escort, which BBV votes on.

Gogogogogo

[checkmate36]

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I'd just stay in Santa Barbara

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Kind of hard for me to help motivate you to sit in front of a computer.

Id buy a surfboard and head for rincon.

[PITTM]

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If I don't play enough hours I have to burn 500 $1 bills
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yes please!

[T-God]

Sponger:

Step 1-Look in PT for new sick hourly winrate since you've been raping MSNL HU.
Step 2-Multiply by 60
Step 3-Get giddy

[The Velour Fog]

if you dont play enough hours you have to play enough hours