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Old 03-12-2007, 01:30 AM
Barrin6 Barrin6 is offline
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Default Make your essays longer trick

Replace all your periods that are 12 fonts with 14 fonts.

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Old 03-12-2007, 01:32 AM
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Default Re: Make your essays longer trick

I think that would take longer than making up some bs to shove in my conclusion.
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Old 03-12-2007, 01:37 AM
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very interesting..
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Old 03-12-2007, 01:42 AM
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Default Re: Make your essays longer trick

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I think that would take longer than making up some bs to shove in my conclusion.

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Can you find/replace w/ like bigger font so that it happens in like 15 seconds? Otherwise incredibly true.
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Old 03-12-2007, 01:52 AM
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Default Re: Make your essays longer trick

here's another good one: you can change the spacing between the letters. You can get a sick amount of length like this and it's pretty unoticeable, especially if you only adjust a little bit.
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:23 AM
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Default Re: Make your essays longer trick

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here's another good one: you can change the spacing between the letters. You can get a sick amount of length like this and it's pretty unoticeable, especially if you only adjust a little bit.

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I've mastered this.
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:32 AM
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Default Re: Make your essays longer trick

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I think that would take longer than making up some bs to shove in my conclusion.

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Can you find/replace w/ like bigger font so that it happens in like 15 seconds? Otherwise incredibly true.

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yes, you can find and replace. Type periods in both fields under find and replace, then click more ---> format, and highlight the replace period then pick a bigger font.
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:52 AM
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Default Re: Make your essays longer trick

Footnotes, will increase your paper by like 30%
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Old 03-12-2007, 03:36 AM
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Default Re: Make your essays longer trick

insert pictures of people you talk about on the right hand side in-line with text and it takes up a surprising amount of space
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Old 03-12-2007, 12:36 PM
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Default Re: Make your essays longer trick

This is really bottom of the barrel stuff. I mean, there are plenty of ways to add extra sentences without having to come up with any extra actual content. I guess if you have already done that, as well as longest possible font and extra font size, maybe you can use this.
I have never got less than an A on a paper in college, and I have nowhere near a 4.0, plus I am lazy and write 80% of these things the night before. My strategy has always been to write a paper right at the maximum of the suggested range filled with actual content (no tricks), but not really spend a lot of time thinking about it. Most of my stuff is pretty uninspired but in the end profs or graders will give an A to anything that looks like a lot of work was put into it.
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