Brag: Best/Funniest HU session I've ever played

[ElPhoenix]

Opponent played kind of well postflop if the pots weren't large pre...took me like 2.5 buys to figure out what the [censored] he was doing lol.

Some classic HH's:

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
2 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (SB): $612.5
BB: $285.4

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">BB raises to $5</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $75</font>, BB calls $70

<font color="black">Flop:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($150, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all in for $538.50</font>, BB calls all in for $210.90
Uncalled bet of $327.60 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Turn:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($571.8, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] ($571.8, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Twos) and won $571.30
BB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Fours and Twos)
Final Pot: $571.30 ($0.50 rake)




Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
2 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (SB): $281.4
BB: $622.3

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">BB raises to $4</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $75</font>, BB calls $71

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($150, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all in for $207.40</font>, BB calls $207.40

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($564.8, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($564.8, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and won $564.30
BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Final Pot: $564.30 ($0.50 rake)



Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
2 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (BB): $148.95
SB: $756.25

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $7</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $75</font>, SB calls $68

<font color="black">Flop:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($150, 2 players)
<font color="red">SB bets $75</font>, Hero calls all in for $74.45
Uncalled bet of $0.55 returned to SB

<font color="black">Turn:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] ($298.9, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] ($298.9, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and won $298.40
SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens)
Final Pot: $298.40 ($0.50 rake)



Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
2 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (SB): $98.75
BB: $809.05

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">BB raises to $2</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all in to $99.75</font>, BB calls $97.75

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($199.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($199.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($199.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Fours) and won $199
BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours)
Final Pot: $199.00 ($0.50 rake)


<font color="blue"> ROBUSTO!: </font>

[obiedman]

why is your font so big on the top of that window?

[ElPhoenix]

i'm visually impaired

kidding i just like it that way

[smartalecc5]

River is nice to you

[eurythmech]

Poorly programmed bot?

[ElPhoenix]

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River is nice to you

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best hand won [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[ProfBets]

Hey elphoenix are you from so cal?

[ElPhoenix]

yup, socal

[Jeff_B]

lol i love his avatar.

[raze]

Hand 1: [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] preflop raise