******POST OFFICE BEATS HERE******

[DING-DONG YO]

Yes, another office beats thread

- borrowing writing instruments from ladies in the office. They always feel like they've been smothered in ghey buuhole lube from all the lotion women use. How the hell can women grip a pen to write anything?

- "I'm not the smar-tist man," but I KNOW WHEN YOU BLOW SMOKE UP MY ASS WHILE TALKING OUT OF YOURS. srsly, just say you don't know, or you'll find out. Don't try to BS me, mmmkay? I will know, trust me.

- FLUSH THE MOTHER [censored] ING TOILET!!

- We don't need a new fancy schmancy $1M super-dooper coo system. We need to train the people that already work here to do their jobs.


Feel free to post more.

[nutsflopper]

BBV home game?

[DING-DONG YO]

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BBV home game?

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fo rl. Bump the old thread. We need one.

Although I don't know you so you can't come. (kidding obv)

[prodonkey]

Beat: You have a job

[Karak567]

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Although I don't know you so you can't come.

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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[danzasmack]

holla cash ballllllllin'

work is bogus town

not many office beats today though

i do hate the dude who uses like all the toilet paper to cover the toilet seat and then leaves it there like all over the place.

the hot topic in the office: tempearature. dude next to me gets cold, calls maintenance, they come up, say "give it a few minutes" and then calls again in like 3 minutes

one day ima gonna snap (ima gonna not i'm gonna) and who knows what happens then

But seriously I have been debating if I really want to keep this job.

[NewTeaBag]

when I was 14, I rode my bycycle to the local post office to drop off a letter. Twas bout 9PM and I accidently dropped my wallet (with about $40 in it) in the blue box along with the letter.(Can't remember why I had the wallet in my hand at the same time).

Next day, I show up at the PO at earliest opening time and splain the situation to the PO manager. He says, "yes! we found your wallet" and brings it out to me. I look in it and they had nicked my $40. The manager just smiled and said "Be happy your getting the wallet back." To this day I hold a grudge against postal workers.

EDIT: OH! You meant post OFFICE BEATS not POST OFFICE Beats...Oh well, you can have the story anyway.

[nutsflopper]

Man, I always wondered what real life offices were like. More stories plz.

[danzasmack]

keikawaaiwiwiwi or however you spell it why did you delete post?

[NewTeaBag]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

danzamack PLZ return your previous avatar. One of the reasons I look at 2p2 is to see your awesome stories coupled with your wild and crazy dancing avatar. The combo is important. This new avatar....IDK....