Today was so fun

TheWorstPlayer · #1 01-31-2007, 04:50 AM

-7 BIs and no sleep. [censored] me.

******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $1522.45
CO: $534
Button: $650.40
TWP: $1093.30
BB: $742.40

Pre-flop: (5 players) TWP is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, TWP raises to $24, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($48, 2 players)
TWP bets $44, BB calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($136, 2 players)
TWP bets $125, BB calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($386, 2 players)
TWP bets $225, BB raises all-in $549.4, TWP calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1484.8
BB showed Jc 9h
TWP mucks Kc Qh

******* Hand 2 ********

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $707.50
CO: $630.95
Button: $729.20
TWP: $667
BB: $606

Pre-flop: (5 players) TWP is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO calls, Button raises to $12, TWP raises to $77, 2 folds, Button calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($166, 2 players)
TWP bets $125, Button raises to $250, TWP raises all-in $590, Button calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1346, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1346)

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1346, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1346)

Results:
Final pot: $1346
TWP showed Ad Ah
Button showed Jd Jh

******* Hand 3 ********

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
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Stack sizes:
TWP: $1652.95
CO: $1180
Button: $3373.65
SB: $672
BB: $309.85

Pre-flop: (5 players) TWP is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
TWP raises to $24, CO folds, Button raises to $100, 2 folds, TWP calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($209, 2 players)
TWP checks, Button checks.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($209, 2 players)
TWP checks, Button bets $150, TWP calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($509, 2 players)
TWP checks, Button bets $380, TWP calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1269
Button showed 9h 6h
TWP mucks Jh Jd

******* Hand 4 ********

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
4 players
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Stack sizes:
TWP: $625.40
Button: $3373.65
Button: $1258.20
SB: $899
BB: $644.40

Pre-flop: (4 players) TWP is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
TWP raises to $24, 2 folds, BB raises to $84, TWP raises all-in $625.4, BB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1253.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1253.8)

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1253.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1253.8)

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1253.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1253.8)

Results:
Final pot: $1253.8
BB showed 7s 7h
TWP mucks Ah Kh

******* Hand 5 ********

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
4 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $704.75
Button: $916.60
SB: $671
Button: $3373.65
TWP: $609

Pre-flop: (4 players) TWP is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Button raises to $18, SB folds, TWP calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($39, 2 players)
TWP bets $33, Button calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($105, 2 players)
TWP bets $100, Button raises to $252, TWP raises all-in $558, Button calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1221, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1221)

Results:
Final pot: $1221
TWP showed 4s 4d
Button showed Ts Td

******* Hand 6 ********

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $3044.30
UTG+1: $681
CO: $576.25
TWP: $1621.70
SB: $576
BB: $950.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $21, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, TWP calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($72, 3 players)
UTG bets $55, CO folds, TWP calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($182, 2 players)
UTG checks, TWP bets $125, UTG calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($432, 2 players)
UTG checks, TWP bets $400, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1232
UTG showed 7c 7h

******* Hand 7 ********

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Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $1182.85
TWP: $1038.65
Button: $600
UTG: $3044.3
SB: $603
BB: $1371.80

Pre-flop: (5 players) TWP is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, TWP raises to $24, Button raises to $80, 3 folds, TWP raises all-in $1038.65, Button calls all-in $520.
Uncalled bets: $438.65 returned to TWP.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($-570, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1215)

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($-570, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1215)

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($-570, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1215)

Results:
Final pot: $-570
TWP showed Ad Kh
Button showed Ks Kc

******* Hand 8 ********

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Blinds: $3/$6
4 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $600
Button: $1070.75
Button: $600
UTG: $3044.3
SB: $1360
TWP: $2669.20

Pre-flop: (4 players) TWP is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $24, 2 folds, TWP raises to $77, UTG raises to $240, TWP raises all-in $2669.2, UTG calls all-in $360.
Uncalled bets: $2309.2 returned to TWP.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($366, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $723)

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($366, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $723)

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($366, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $723)

Results:
Final pot: $366
TWP showed Js Jd
UTG showed Qh Qd

******* Hand 9 ********

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $1066.85
UTG+1: $874.65
CO: $567
Button: $591
SB: $220.85
TWP: $1246.90

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $24, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, TWP raises to $88, UTG+1 folds, Button calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($203, 2 players)
TWP bets $145, Button calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($493, 2 players)
TWP is all-in $1013.9, Button calls all-in $358.
Uncalled bets: $655.9 returned to TWP.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1209, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1209)

Results:
Final pot: $1209
TWP showed Kc Kh
Button showed 5d 6d

******* Hand 10 ********

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Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
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Stack sizes:
TWP: $661
CO: $644.80
TWP: $1066.85
Button: $549.25
SB: $925.15
BB: $372.25

Pre-flop: (5 players) TWP is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
TWP raises to $24, CO folds, Button raises to $72, 2 folds, TWP calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($153, 2 players)
TWP checks, Button checks.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($153, 2 players)
TWP checks, Button bets $90, TWP raises all-in $589, Button calls all-in $387.25.
Uncalled bets: $111.75 returned to TWP.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1107.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1107.5)

Results:
Final pot: $1107.5
Button showed Th Tc
TWP mucked Kh Ks

******* Hand 11 ********

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $1329.80
UTG+1: $591
CO: $427.75
Button: $707
TWP: $661
BB: $436.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $18, CO calls, Button folds, TWP calls, BB folds.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($60, 3 players)
TWP checks, UTG+1 checks, CO bets $36, TWP calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($132, 2 players)
TWP checks, CO bets $120, TWP raises to $555, CO calls all-in $253.75.
Uncalled bets: $181.25 returned to TWP.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($879.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $879.5)

Results:
Final pot: $879.5
TWP showed Kc Tc
CO showed 6h 6d

******* Hand 12 ********

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
2 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $1329.8
UTG+1: $591
CO: $427.75
Button: $707
TWP: $937.40
BB: $2228.80

Pre-flop: (2 players) TWP is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
TWP raises to $24, BB raises to $42, TWP calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($84, 2 players)
BB bets $186, TWP calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($456, 2 players)
BB bets $186, TWP calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($828, 2 players)
BB is all-in $1814.8, TWP folds.
Uncalled bets: $1814.8 returned to BB.

Results:
Final pot: $828

******* Hand 13 ********

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $647.10
TWP: $1199.70
CO: $760.40
Button: $1210.30
SB: $1706.85
BB: $120

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is UTG+1 with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, TWP raises to $24, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($78, 3 players)
SB checks, TWP bets $66, Button folds, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($210, 2 players)
SB checks, TWP bets $122, SB raises to $244, TWP calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($698, 2 players)
SB checks, TWP checks.

Results:
Final pot: $698
SB showed Td Qs
TWP mucks Jh Th

******* Hand 14 ********

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Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
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Stack sizes:
TWP: $811.80
UTG+1: $1545.80
CO: $582
Button: $445.65
SB: $327.20
BB: $677.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
TWP raises to $24, 2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($78, 3 players)
SB checks, TWP bets $55, Button folds, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($188, 2 players)
SB checks, TWP is all-in $732.8, SB calls all-in $248.2.
Uncalled bets: $484.6 returned to TWP.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($684.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $684.4)

Results:
Final pot: $684.4
SB showed 9s 5s
TWP mucks Ac 9c

******* Hand 15 ********

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Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $448.35
UTG+1: $996.80
CO: $591
Button: $382
SB: $719
TWP: $973

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $12, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, TWP calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($48, 4 players)
SB checks, TWP checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($48, 4 players)
SB checks, TWP bets $33, UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $102, SB folds, TWP raises to $300, UTG+1 calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($648, 2 players)
TWP checks, UTG+1 checks.

Results:
Final pot: $648
TWP showed 5s 5h
UTG+1 showed 2d 2h

******* Hand 16 ********

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Blinds: $3/$6
2 players
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Stack sizes:
SB: $2650.20
UTG+1: $996.8
CO: $591
Button: $382
SB: $719
TWP: $597

Pre-flop: (2 players) TWP is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB calls, TWP raises to $24, SB calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($48, 2 players)
TWP bets $44, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($136, 2 players)
TWP checks, SB bets $48, TWP calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($232, 2 players)
TWP checks, SB bets $168, TWP calls.

Results:
Final pot: $568
SB showed 2c 2h
TWP mucks Js Qh

******* Hand 17 ********

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Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $726.40
SB: $719
TWP: $3439.10
Button: $624
SB: $1087.95
BB: $1105.80

Pre-flop: (5 players) TWP is CO with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, TWP calls, 2 folds, 2 folds, BB checks.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($21, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, TWP bets $18, BB folds, UTG raises to $72, TWP calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($165, 2 players)
UTG bets $72, TWP calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($309, 2 players)
UTG bets $132, TWP calls.

Results:
Final pot: $573
UTG showed 5h Ah
TWP mucks 3d 5d

******* Hand 18 ********

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Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $821
UTG+1: $1102.30
CO: $3606.65
Button: $660
SB: $428.85
TWP: $1834.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, TWP checks.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($24, 4 players)
SB checks, TWP bets $18, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($60, 2 players)
TWP bets $54, UTG+1 calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($168, 2 players)
TWP bets $165, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $498
TWP showed Qd 8h
UTG+1 showed As 5d

RyanCMU · #2 01-31-2007, 05:05 AM

Doesn't look to fun [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

yvesaint · #3 01-31-2007, 05:07 AM

loll

jmxthievez · #4 01-31-2007, 06:44 AM

wtf is going on in hand 16, theres two SBs and then youre check calling in the BB vs the SB?

74o_Clownsuit · #5 01-31-2007, 06:56 AM

Get an avatar already.

billyjex · #6 01-31-2007, 06:57 AM

is 53s your favorite hand

testaaja · #7 01-31-2007, 07:00 AM

Did it ever occur to you that you might just play bad?

Zaid_Ahmed · #8 01-31-2007, 07:05 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Did it ever occur to you that you might just play bad?

[/ QUOTE ]

He just calls himself 'The Worst Player' for no reason. Impressed that you only lost 7 buy ins.

TurtlePiss · #9 01-31-2007, 07:50 AM

Is shoving preflop with JJ with over 400bbs behind standard?

yvesaint · #10 01-31-2007, 07:52 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Is shoving preflop with JJ with over 400bbs behind standard?

[/ QUOTE ]

lol where do u donks spawn from, effective stacks u donkey fish !!