2+2: Please Ban Me!

[hmkpoker]

As anyone looking at my posting history will figure out, I post way, way, way too much on 2+2. Over the past year it's taken up an inordinate amount of my time and sanity, has become nothing short of an addiction, and I need to quit.

I am weak, and lack the ability to do this on my own. Therefore, I kindly ask for the aid of NT!, [censored], or whoever has the ability to execute my request: please ban my 2+2 account for one month. I need to go cold turkey, and I cannot do it unless I am absolutely banned.

Hopefully I'll be able to handle it like a reasonable human being come March. I hope all of 2+2 enjoys an hmkpoker-free February.

[DrewDevil]

A desperate cry for help.

[Mason Hellmuth]

Over/under on the actual duration of the ban? (NT! and [censored] are disqualified from wagering.)

[The Don]

You'll end up creating a new account.

[Mike Haven]

Some kind (unnamed in the Notes) mod has carried out his wishes, for 30 days.