With apologies to Lee Greenwood....

[ADBjester]

If tomorrow all the things were gone that I'd worked for all my life,
Oh, wait, that's really happening, online poker's filled with strife.
So I say "Screw You!" to Bill Frist for what he's put me through today,
The USA is not for freedom, Congress took that all away.

And I'm ashamed to be an American where I know damned well we're slaves.
And I won't forget the men who [censored] up all those awesome poker games.
And I'll gladly stand up to them and decry what we are today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt this land is [censored], God curse the U.S.A.

From the Bayou of Lou'siana, to the courts of New York State,
The Rounders in Missouri [1] say it's Bob Goodlatte we hate.

And From NT down to Visa and ePassport and checks,
The feds will stop at nothing to block each of our bets.

So I'm ashamed to be an American where they decide what's best for me.
And I won't forget the Jesus freaks who think the nanny-state should be.
And I'll gladly stand up to them and denounce them all today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt this land is [censored], God curse the U.S.A.

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[1] Take it from someone who knows -- that's pronounced "state of misery".

Jester