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Old 01-22-2007, 08:09 PM
The once and future king The once and future king is offline
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Default Fat men cant hunt.

Greatest concept for a TV show evar, just started on BBC3.

Take several obese fast food junkies and dump them in the kalahari(sp) desert with some bushmen. They are now only allowed to eat what ever they can hunt or gather.

It hasnt realy got going yet but I am expecting good things.
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:09 PM
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Default Re: Fat men cant hunt.

ahahahaha.

I fear the Fat Men Can't Hump spinoff. Images of the Borat 69 spring to mind.
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:12 PM
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Default Re: Fat men cant hunt.

I predict BBQ bushman within 3 days.
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:18 PM
The once and future king The once and future king is offline
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Default Re: Fat men cant hunt.

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I predict BBQ bushman within 3 days.

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Cept the Bushmen can walk much faster (running spead irrelevant) than the fatties. The heaviest bushman comes in at 9st and the fatties are mostly 18st+.
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:20 PM
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Default Re: Fat men cant hunt.

The advantage we'll have is that we've got hella engery reserves.

I will [censored] up a bushman and take his grubs.
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:22 PM
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Default Re: Fat men cant hunt.

Where did they get a desert full of squid?
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:23 PM
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Default Re: Fat men cant hunt.

If I was the fatty I would camouflage myself like a termite mound. Then when the tasty little bushman walked by I would snap his neck like a twig and eat him. I call this the Gaboon Viper technique after maybe my favorite snake in the world.
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Old 01-22-2007, 09:40 PM
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Default Re: Fat men cant hunt.

This could be good as long as the bushmen don't help or share out of pity
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Old 01-22-2007, 10:21 PM
ThaSaltCracka ThaSaltCracka is offline
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Default Re: Fat men cant hunt.

haha, you said bushmen


btw, great show concept. Please post updates for us Americans.
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Old 01-22-2007, 10:28 PM
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Wow, British TV is amazing.
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