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12-29-2006, 11:10 PM
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TEH BBVONKAMENT
It's 5 am here, and I just flew home from london, but inexplicably it feels impossible to sleep.
And so the third BBVONKAMENT was born! stars private donkaments, starting at 23:10 lee jones time. password is "iamaids". come one, come all to waste the time you should be spending earning VPPs! 
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12-29-2006, 11:41 PM
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Re: TEH BBVONKAMENT
bump
will i have to play with myself?
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12-29-2006, 11:44 PM
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Re: TEH BBVONKAMENT
MCBUSTO MIGHT PLAY YO
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12-30-2006, 12:36 AM
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Re: TEH BBVONKAMENT
SO RIGGED I CAN NEVER GET IN THE MONIES
RUNNERRUNNERRUNNERRUNNER HYACHCHACHCAHACHCAHACHHHH
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12-30-2006, 01:08 AM
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Re: TEH BBVONKAMENT
McBusto: nice turnout
KersalMass: i feel sad mc619pgh: this is my last 10 bucks, go easy on me bb88: i thought you were busto? McBusto: ? McBusto: I'm rich KersalMass: lolz KersalMass: btw there's a huge bounty on McBusto's head again Burdamania: folding into 3rd baby KersalMass: knock him out and it's yours McBusto: so am i more hated than FR? bb88: FR had that awesome neteller post McBusto: but I had some cool posts too KersalMass: yeah McBusto: and I revolutionized LOL DONKAMENTS bb88: i never had anything against you KersalMass: i don't hate you McBusto: cool bb88: i love all KersalMass: don't even know why i should hate you McBusto: because lol scamaments bb88: what happened exactly there KersalMass: for how much bb88: i remember the scam but not what happened McBusto: 60 bones McBusto: just desperate McBusto: suck ya **** for $5 NewTeaBag: I MADE THE FT WOOOOOOOT McBusto: nice turnout KersalMass: i feel sad mc619pgh: this is my last 10 bucks, go easy on me bb88: i thought you were busto? McBusto: ? McBusto: I'm rich KersalMass: lolz KersalMass: btw there's a huge bounty on McBusto's head again Burdamania: folding into 3rd baby KersalMass: knock him out and it's yours McBusto: so am i more hated than FR? bb88: FR had that awesome neteller post McBusto: but I had some cool posts too KersalMass: yeah McBusto: and I revolutionized LOL DONKAMENTS bb88: i never had anything against you KersalMass: i don't hate you McBusto: cool bb88: i love all KersalMass: don't even know why i should hate you McBusto: because lol scamaments bb88: what happened exactly there KersalMass: for how much bb88: i remember the scam but not what happened McBusto: 60 bones McBusto: just desperate McBusto: suck ya **** for $5 NewTeaBag: I MADE THE FT WOOOOOOOT KersalMass: um send the monies back, scamming isn't cool mmkay McBusto: mmkay McBusto: omg rigged SinDaSizzerb [observer]: can anyone help me out please? bb88: ahahaha bfd1211 [observer]: well that was g a y McBusto: yeah I'll suck ya **** for $5 SinDaSizzerb [observer]: lol no im good Azlidar [observer]: Hey can someone help me out please McBusto: damn KersalMass: teabag my dad lives in new malden McBusto: my dad is in jail Azlidar [observer]: Someone Azlidar [observer]: please NewTeaBag: AHH i see bb88: who is that anyway NewTeaBag: i have 10c9c is this gooooot McBusto: FRUSH KersalMass: interesting McBusto: YOU HAVE A FRUSH KersalMass: let us gogogo then NewTeaBag: ZOMG u outdraw me McBusto: go allin McBusto: dont care if yer not supposed to KersalMass: SICK LAYDOWN NewTeaBag: nah i had to do anal for the $11 buyin i have to take this serious McBusto: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? NewTeaBag: stop taking advantage of my anal pain! McBusto: I'm just happy to be alive KersalMass: omg McBusto: with all the war in the world Burdamania: i had to do amish for it KersalMass: no fear of my utg raise KersalMass: NO FEAR AT ALL NewTeaBag: DONT FEAR THE REAPER McBusto: GOT A FEVAH NewTeaBag: the doctor says this burning when i pee will go away...whats my line with the ***** who gave it to me? McBusto: a girl looked at me I think she wants to have sex bb88: try holding her hand see if she accepts KersalMass: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NewTeaBag: A9 is GOOOT McBusto: HAYHACHAHCAHCAHCHAHCAHCAHCAHACH McBusto: IM LAYING DOWN AA KersalMass: ARF ARF mc619pgh: i put him on AK NewTeaBag: i put him on a pedestal KersalMass: ty McBusto: grr bb88: GOD BLESS AMERICA McBusto: value McBusto: TP9K IS THE NUTS WHY DID YOU NOT BET bb88: i was the fvorite that hand bb88: JOKERSTARS NewTeaBag: ZOMG why do u keep calling? McBusto: AA again NewTeaBag: LOLOLLOL McBusto: AA again bb88: BILL FILLMAFF KersalMass: never loses mc619pgh: KING JACK NOT SUITED mc619pgh: only hand better than AJ of puppy feet McBusto: Doyle Brunson + 1 McBusto: wow McBusto: lucky draw punk McBusto: wow McBusto: nice call McBusto: AA again bb88: hahaha Burdamania: good fold sir Burdamania: STEAMBATH BABY PabloWnek [observer]: hi PabloWnek [observer]: hows this tournament going? NewTeaBag: WOOOOOT McBusto: NICE bb88: GOD BLESS AMERIXA KersalMass: YOU GAMBOOLING ******* bb88: GOT KJ SUITED GOT NOTHIN' NewTeaBag: inside str8 is Gr8 PabloWnek [observer]: can anyone in here give me $0.02? McBusto: YEAH LOL NO NewTeaBag: 2c?????? KersalMass: CALLIN' WITH NOTHIN PabloWnek [observer]: lol ye NewTeaBag: man even beggas is aying you crazy McBusto: ILL GIVE YOU MY D ICK IN A BOX PabloWnek [observer]: haha SNL PabloWnek [observer]: that was funny McBusto: take a look inside.... McBusto: it's my d ick in box NewTeaBag: what u gonna do with 2 cents? PabloWnek [observer]: enter a tourney PabloWnek [observer]: im 2 cents shy NewTeaBag: 2c tourney? McBusto: wow McBusto: AA again NewTeaBag: whats my % if you win? PabloWnek [observer]: 10 NewTeaBag: sweeet NewTeaBag: stndby bb88: i only have a nickel if i sent you 5 cents you send 3 back? McBusto: no fear PabloWnek [observer]: yes KersalMass: LOLOLO BLUFFED U McBusto: beat T high? bb88: WORLDWIDE CHAMPION BABY NewTeaBag: 2c SHIPPED GL DOOOOD PabloWnek [observer]: thanks a lot KersalMass: SORRY "JOHN" I FORGOT PabloWnek [observer]: im staying in here to watch the outcome though mc619pgh: hey you ever see a guy drink his own piss before? PabloWnek [observer]: brb coffee NewTeaBag: ZOMG 2 bet? bb88: no but i bet we could get someone to do it and tape it for a tenner NewTeaBag: OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOZ McBusto: you are a sick human dude PabloWnek [observer]: c'mon teabag KersalMass: FEAR MY UTG LIMP McBusto: UTG NO DOUBT NewTeaBag: SOOOOTED bb88: 2 much 4 me PabloWnek [observer]: eh Tea Bag London England PabloWnek [observer]: ? NewTeaBag: yes PabloWnek [observer]: o ok NewTeaBag: ZOMG do you have a King? mc619pgh: im on a pair draw bb88: lets play the next round as minbet holdthem McBusto: wanna chop it up guys mc619pgh: dont bet bb88: yeah mc619pgh: i have backdoor galore bb88: someone toss lee an email NewTeaBag: LOLOLZ McBusto: let's chop it up KersalMass: how much would we get KersalMass: like 11,5? bb88: i want at least 11.75 McBusto: aww snap! NewTeaBag: i want 2nd prize and a custom title PabloWnek [observer]: i wish i had like another $1.10 i could enter a higher tourney mc619pgh: good bet sir bb88: minbet PabloWnek [observer]: i better win NewTeaBag: JUST WIN the 1st tourney and ull be ROBUSTO pablo McBusto: chop it up niggaz PabloWnek [observer]: exactly NewTeaBag: GET OUTTA DA WAY this is my pot PabloWnek [observer]: brb quickly mc619pgh: if we asked for a chop would they really do it? McBusto: yeah McBusto: if we all agreed bb88: TERRIBLE BET bb88: TERRIBLE bb88: hahaha bb88: TERRIBLE CALL bb88: NO ODDS KersalMass: PUSHING THE TABLE AROUND McBusto: gotta use the chips like a hammer McBusto: which in my case means not at all NewTeaBag: OHHHHH SNAP call ey? NewTeaBag: ZOMG McBusto: quack bb88: BAH GAWD NewTeaBag: FISHTASTIC bb88: STONE COLD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING McBusto: let's chop at 6 McBusto: okay McBusto: chop time bb88: lee numbers pls PabloWnek [observer]: ok im back PabloWnek [observer]: thanks Kersal very nice of you NewTeaBag: OHHHH NewTeaBag: SLT did you send 3cents? KersalMass: 1 NewTeaBag: LOLZ McBusto: srsly d00dz chop time PabloWnek [observer]: better than nothing KersalMass: you're still too busto to play right? bb88: email support we'll talk #s McBusto: lol PabloWnek [observer]: add me to find a player PabloWnek [observer]: you guys are cool PabloWnek [observer]: how old is everyone? mc619pgh: 13 KersalMass: 12 bb88: 11 McBusto: 8 PabloWnek [observer]: ahaha NewTeaBag: 12 but im starting puberty tomorrow McBusto: im THIS many PabloWnek [observer]: haha PabloWnek [observer]: nice bb88: mmajor brag newtea KersalMass: what's a puberty NewTeaBag: YEAH BETCHS McBusto: lol PabloWnek [observer]: wow NewTeaBag: LOLOLOLOL mc619pgh: ZOMG McBusto: ty fish bb88: GO AHEAD I CAN LOSE TWO BUYINS mc619pgh: BAD BEAT ALERT KersalMass [observer]: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH McBusto: BUT YOU HAD ACES PabloWnek [observer]: man mc619pgh: this game is so rigged NewTeaBag: LEE JONES is MCBUSTOS uncle PabloWnek [observer]: how much was the buy-in? McBusto: want to chop now bb88: CHOP PLS mc619pgh: numbers please KersalMass [observer]: NO BOUNTIES FOR YOU GUYS **** ALL OF YOU IM GOING TO THE SLEEP McBusto: kiss it McBusto: fish PabloWnek [observer]: night McBusto: I won cause I'm good McBusto: I knew it was coming NewTeaBag: GN SLT McBusto: patter mapper McBusto: WOW NICE FLOP bb88: sick value bet NewTeaBag: SHIP IT HOLLA McBusto: wow 9 high no good PabloWnek [observer]: nice win bb88: YES MINBET Burdamania: 5-bet! bb88: SHIP THE POT NewTeaBag: OH NO PabloWnek [observer]: what happened NewTeaBag: that was ghey bb88: 5th bet is always K6 NewTeaBag: lol McBusto: lol McBusto: OWOW McBusto: WOWEOE NewTeaBag: HYACHACHA bb88: BOOM bb88: teh nuts McBusto: jesus McBusto: no fear bb88: i thought i had two pair actually PabloWnek [observer]: im trying to find that tournament.. but i cant.. all the ones i find are like $1 + 20 bb88: lol misreadaments PabloWnek [observer]: sucks McBusto: well I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin PabloWnek [observer]: whats that meen? NewTeaBag: STEP 1)make a hole in da box PabloWnek [observer]: ahaha McBusto: 2) putcha junk in that boxxxx PabloWnek [observer]: STEP 2) Put your junk in the box PabloWnek [observer]: damnit u got me PabloWnek [observer]: lol McBusto: CHRISTMAS McBusto: **** in a box McBusto: CHANUKAH McBusto: **** in a box PabloWnek [observer]: lol McBusto: KWANZA bb88: FESTIVUS McBusto: **** in a box McBusto: eeeeeevery single holiday a **** in a box McBusto: over atcha mommas house a **** in a box PabloWnek [observer]: hey teabag how much u got in the bank? PabloWnek [observer]: n this pokerstars NewTeaBag: not much why? PabloWnek [observer]: nice win PabloWnek [observer]: just asking NewTeaBag: pokerstars hatesme PabloWnek [observer]: lol NewTeaBag: i play GREAT but run BADDDD NewTeaBag: just like FGATORZ PabloWnek [observer]: u gotta space those things out PabloWnek [observer]: if u win 1st here wanna give me $1.00? lol PabloWnek [observer]: prolly not eh NewTeaBag: if i win i think i might get a taco bell soft shell taco McBusto: yo it's your boy DMX PabloWnek [observer]: nice PabloWnek [observer]: lol PabloWnek [observer]: tacos are soo good NewTeaBag: normally i can only afford hard shell PabloWnek [observer]: lol Burdamania: i can only afford infected lettuce McBusto: hahahahahahhahaha crucial NewTeaBag: experts NewTeaBag: ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG PabloWnek [observer]: very nice NewTeaBag: WOOOOOOOT PabloWnek [observer]: lol McBusto: you guys didn't read HoH I can tell NewTeaBag: was that a xmas book? McBusto: yeah NewTeaBag: Ho Ho Ho? PabloWnek [observer]: lol McBusto: utg limp McBusto: fold McBusto: FOLD NewTeaBag: twas the night before WSOP and all thur harrahs... bb88: ARRRR IN NewTeaBag: ahhh mc619pgh: NO FLOATING ZONE mc619pgh: weak NewTeaBag: Nizzles = weak? mc619pgh: you play that off suited crap?! mc619pgh: the STRAIGHT up nizzles PabloWnek [observer]: vagine McBusto: straight up nizzles McBusto: juiceballs bb88: meowcho NewTeaBag: ZOMG mcbusto has position McBusto: Margarete Cho McBusto: LOL 69 McBusto: LOL YOU ALL DID 69 W/ ME bb88: BRAG mc619pgh: chop? Administrator: 1000 FPP satellite to $1,000,000 guaranteed NL Holdem tourney on Sunday starts in 15 minutes. To register see T38839560 under the Tourney/Satellite tab. McBusto: chop bb88: CHOP PLS Administrator: WPT-PCA: $58 satellite to Saturday's SEAT ONLY Qualifier starts in 10 minutes. To register see T38637447 under the Events/WPT/Cash Satellites tab. mc619pgh: oh come on McBusto: CHOP GUYS mc619pgh: ok everyone sit out bb88: SOMEONE EMAIL SUPPORT DAMNT McBusto: YO bb88: SIT OUT EVERYONE mc619pgh: lmao NewTeaBag: whazup? McBusto: SIT OUT YO ITS VALUE CHOP TIME McBusto: WEAK McBusto: OK NewTeaBag: chip count? bb88: NO GRIMMSTARRING bb88: k McBusto: WHOS EMAILING SUPPORT PabloWnek [observer]: i should get $1 for watching PabloWnek [observer]: lol mc619pgh: lol McBusto: YOU SHOULD SHU'P bb88: you should pay us PabloWnek [observer]: lol mc619pgh: someone email em! bb88: I AM mc619pgh: ok thx PabloWnek [observer]: why would you chop PabloWnek [observer]: you entered finish it McBusto: BECAUSE IM TIRED mc619pgh: run the numbers damnitt!!! mc619pgh: leave .50 on the table NewTeaBag: LOLZ bb88: what email do i sent it to? PabloWnek [observer]: support@pokerstars.com PabloWnek [observer]: sumthin like that McBusto: choppinituploldonkaments@pokerstars.com McBusto: support@pokerstars.com McBusto: I've gotten AA twice since we sat out bb88: SENT McBusto: we all agreed to choppity chop McBusto: right? mc619pgh: when the host gets here im gonna say i didnt bb88: i wonder if you have to be ITM to chop McBusto: mc you best not mc619pgh: lol PabloWnek [observer]: that would be funny bb88: PERMABAN McBusto: lol bb88: come on lee Burdamania: how long do we wait on this mc619pgh: hu for rolls to decide who's ***** is bigger McBusto: till they get here obv bb88: you guys send emails too maybe itll help McBusto: dont want to clog the tibes McBusto: tubes PabloWnek [observer]: good game while it lasted bb88: where is support NewTeaBag: i smell POPP! who farted? McBusto: BEING GAY SOMEWHERE bb88: KK DAMNIT mc619pgh: this is bs mc619pgh: AA! mc619pgh: DAMN YOU bb88: KJ NOT SUITED bb88: i wouldve stacked you mc619pgh: 4J suited! HostLibertad [Support]: Thank you for contacting support. McBusto: hey baby NewTeaBag: anyone else sufing asina ladboy porn like me? HostLibertad [Support]: What are the terms of the deal? McBusto: whats the terms guys mc619pgh: can you run the numbers please? NewTeaBag: wed like a chip count deal McBusto: agreed Burdamania: k mc619pgh: agreed NewTeaBag: leaving 0.50 on the table bb88: agree PabloWnek [observer]: ill take it lol bb88: how much do we have to leave PabloWnek [observer]: ahaha bb88: on table HostLibertad [Support]: Ok, I will have to pause the event. Do you agree on this? If so, please say AGREE. Burdamania: agree McBusto: AGREE mc619pgh: AGREE NewTeaBag: AGREE bb88: hmmm bb88: AGREE PabloWnek [observer]: lol HostLibertad [Support]: McBusto? McBusto: agree McBusto: AGREEEEEE HostLibertad [Support]: One second. McBusto: AGREE McBusto: AGREE McBusto: AGREE NewTeaBag: how bout you Libertad? HostLibertad [Support]: Sec PabloWnek [observer]: lol NewTeaBag: do you like asian ladboy porn or is it just me? PabloWnek [observer]: ahaha Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused McBusto: w00t McBusto: pauseaments NewTeaBag: WOW NewTeaBag: check out the wang on this guy McBusto: look at the power they have PabloWnek [observer]: lol McBusto: <3 wang HostLibertad [Support]: The numbers are the following: McBusto: .. bb88: it feels like im in the sunday million McBusto: \you can sut the sexual tension w/ a knife mc619pgh: sut > cut McBusto: sut you mc619pgh: rwnt McBusto: where are the numbers mc619pgh: give him a minute McBusto: hyachahcah k NewTeaBag: ALL OUR CHIP R BELONG TO Libertad! PabloWnek [observer]: he shuld rob u guys mc619pgh: be patient, that is the key to unlimited hold them low ball high 3 to 9 PabloWnek [observer]: lol McBusto: lol Burdamania: <-----------B NewTeaBag: OK someone record this chat for a posting pls PabloWnek [observer]: 8===D McBusto: I get 2nd most guys HostLibertad [Support]: NewTea gets $26.79, McBusto gets $18.03, mc619 gets $14.41, bb88 gets $6 and Burda gets $4.77. McBusto: how ya ike that McBusto: ship it HostLibertad [Support]: If you agree on this, please say AGREE. PabloWnek [observer]: good job NEW TEA McBusto: AGREE mc619pgh: AGREE bb88: i want at least TEN NewTeaBag: LOLZ libertad mc619pgh: oh you cant be serious! NewTeaBag: not so good at teh math PabloWnek [observer]: lol McBusto: JUST AGREE mc619pgh: i will play you heads up for rolls bb McBusto: I NEED TO GO TO BED NewTeaBag: AGREE bb88: FINE AGREE Burdamania: agree bb88: AGREE mc619pgh: AGREE bb88: agree sadly mc619pgh: i believe we all agree HostLibertad [Support]: bb88? McBusto: AGREE NewTeaBag: but to what degree do we agree McBusto: PEDAGREE bb88: agree bb88: PEDIGREE McBusto: SHUP HostLibertad [Support]: The deal is set. NewTeaBag: VERDIGREE bb88: BAH GAWD mc619pgh: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] McBusto: THE FIX IS IN HostLibertad [Support]: I will resume the event. PabloWnek [observer]: hit me up with some caaaaaaaaaash PabloWnek [observer]: lol mc619pgh: ZOMG PEDIGREE'D RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE McBusto: sweet deal NewTeaBag: did you leave 50cent on da table? HostLibertad [Support]: As soon as you are done, I will work out the transfers for you. McBusto: FLIP HostLibertad [Support]: 50 cents? McBusto: FLIP FLIP FLIP McBusto: FLIP bb88: FLIPAMENTS NewTeaBag: LOL nevrmind bb88: good rapper mc619pgh: oops bb88: GSTARRING WTF McBusto: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NewTeaBag: ZOMG i have pair bb88: GRIMMSTARRYTING bb88: OWNED bb88: PWNED bb88: NOOOOO McBusto: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS bb88: NOOOOO McBusto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA bb88: GAY McBusto: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA bb88 [observer]: MCJERKO mc619pgh: ok im flipping! PabloWnek [observer]: lol McBusto: OWNED YOIU McBusto: DSJHGSDAG PabloWnek [observer]: hahaha bb88 [observer]: AYCHYACHACHACHACH mc619pgh: ZOMG McBusto: JESUS McBusto: H McBusto: CHRISY mc619pgh: IGSMDG NewTeaBag: LOLZ bb88 [observer]: LOL MCBUSTO LATER mc619pgh: LETS GO mc619pgh: heads up for rolls PabloWnek [observer]: teabag lend cash? PabloWnek [observer]: lol mc619pgh: I GOT THE BEST HAND mc619pgh: lmao NewTeaBag: LOLZ bb88 [observer]: GRIMSTARR PabloWnek [observer]: lol NewTeaBag: i was pwnd McBusto [observer]: LOL I GOT PAID FER 3RD PLACE bb88 [observer]: SUPPORT WHERE IS MY $6 PabloWnek [observer]: lol bb88 [observer]: its not lol its 6 dollars NewTeaBag: $$$ come after we inish bb88 [observer]: that 6 double cheesebyrgers PabloWnek [observer]: yea mc619pgh: i have implied donk odds mc619pgh: Q McBusto [observer]: Q mc619pgh: OH COME ON NewTeaBag: SHIP IT bb88 [observer]: DIAMOND bb88 [observer]: DIAMOND mc619pgh: dsg mc619pgh: OHHHHHHH NewTeaBag: NOOOOOO bb88 [observer]: CALLED IT PabloWnek [observer]: lol bb88 [observer]: RUNNER FLUSH McBusto [observer]: okay bb88 [observer]: JOKERSTARS OBV McBusto [observer]: MONEY McBusto [observer]: MONEY McBusto [observer]: MONEY McBusto [observer]: MONEY mc619pgh [observer]: CRUCIAL! McBusto [observer]: WHERE IS THE DEAL PabloWnek [observer]: money lend PabloWnek [observer]: give me my $1000000000 McBusto [observer]: DEAL OR NO DEAL mc619pgh [observer]: i want 1st place money PabloWnek [observer]: lol mc619pgh [observer]: DEAL IS OFF
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12-30-2006, 01:15 AM
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Re: TEH BBVONKAMENT
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HostLibertad [Support]: Thank you for contacting support. McBusto: hey baby [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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