beat: hot girl thinks i'm a perv

[redonion]

Yo, recently I bumped into the girl i always wanted in school, and we been getting on fine hangin out and stuff. But at her last party, her best friend who she lives with was sleeping and claims that I took photos of her sleeping. Thing is shes a complete dog(with a horses mouth), and although i was quite drunk, theres no photos on my phone, i dont remember doing it, and my friend who was there the whole time says it didnt happen either.

BBV please advise

beat: hot girl thinks im a perv for taking photos of her dog of a mate
brag: the photo story means they didnt notice the bottle of vodka we stole
variance: got another hot girl lined up anyways

[durkahdurkah]

buy her into a satellite

[Martijns]

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buy her into a satellite

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Let her play on your PS account.

[Slider]

You're [censored]. Always befriend the ugly friends of the girl you want or they will unleash their vindictive wrath upon you.

[CapnObvious]

Act like the ugly one is the hottie in order to reel in the hot one.

Obviously.

[redonion]

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You're [censored]. Always befriend the ugly friends of the girl you want or they will unleash their vindictive wrath upon you.

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I try, its just so [censored] hard to look at their faces when talking

[Str8Fish]

this thread is worthless without the pictures that you "didn't" take.

[jkkkk]

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this thread is worthless without the pictures that you "didn't" take.

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[Valsuvious]

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buy her into a satellite

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lol. almost made me snort out the coke i was drinking

[vikefan24]

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buy her into a satellite

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lol. almost made me snort out the coke i was snorting

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