Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

pokerraja · #1 10-12-2006, 06:12 PM

My pops told me when I was very young to not use urinals because its easy to splash urine back onto you. I always listned to my old man. I never really thought about, but I would naturally just go piss in toilets when in public restrooms. I told my buddy thats the reason I waited for the toilet when we went to the Detroit Lions football game. The toilet was about a 10 min wait. He said I was nuts and way to 'anal'.

But seriously, how can you guys use urinals? I don't care how careful you are there will always be a little bit of rebound, be it microscopic splashes. But its piss for crying out loud, and many times it someone elses piss. So. what do you guys think?

gumpzilla · #2 10-12-2006, 06:14 PM

I find occasionally dousing myself with my own piss keeps the panhandlers away.

edfurlong · #3 10-12-2006, 06:15 PM

I think you are a gay.

EricW · #4 10-12-2006, 06:16 PM

I don't use urinals either. I can't stand the splashback because I have a really healthy stream.

KMac4 · #5 10-12-2006, 06:17 PM

because I'd rather have microscopic piss drops from splashback rather than wait for ten minutes. Thats ridiculous.

quinn · #6 10-12-2006, 06:18 PM

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because I'd rather have microscopic piss drops from splashback rather than wait for ten seconds. Thats ridiculous.

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homeslice · #7 10-12-2006, 06:19 PM

The only time I use the urinal is when I have to drop a deuce!

Georgia Avenue · #8 10-12-2006, 06:24 PM

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The only time I use the urinal is when I have to drop a deuce!

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Or when I really need to see another man's warm live dick.

wmonfor · #9 10-12-2006, 06:24 PM

The problem here is that you went to a Lions game.

EricW · #10 10-12-2006, 06:26 PM

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The only time I use the urinal is when I have to drop a deuce!

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Or when I really need to see another man's warm live dick.

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Oh, so you're one of them peekers eh?