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Old 11-10-2006, 11:38 PM
ninjaunderwear ninjaunderwear is offline
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I just ordered chinese takeout. I ordered Pepper steak and rice.

I just got it home and low and behold there is NO Pepper steak....but in its place RICE (or something that looks close too it) . HELL YES. I wanted extra rice but am too poor to pay for it.

and guess what. THEY DIDN't CHARGE FOR TEH RCIE!!!!!!!!

TIME TO EAT BOTH. I [censored] ROCK.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:40 PM
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Too poor to pay for goddam RICE? raptor christ
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:42 PM
RAPT0R CHRIST RAPT0R CHRIST is offline
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I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POOR BASTARD
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:43 PM
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I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POOR BASTARD

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yeah, but he is too poor to pay for rice

i'm not sure anyone needs you more than him
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:45 PM
RAPT0R CHRIST RAPT0R CHRIST is offline
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I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POOR BASTARD

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yeah, but he is too poor to pay for rice

i'm not sure anyone needs you more than him

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HE DOESN'T NEED ME

HE NEEDS TO F*CKING MOVE UP ALREADY
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:46 PM
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I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POOR BASTARD

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yeah, but he is too poor to pay for rice

i'm not sure anyone needs you more than him

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HE DOESN'T NEED ME

HE NEEDS TO F*CKING MOVE UP ALREADY

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1 box of rice / 2 box of rice let us gogogogo
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:46 PM
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I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POOR BASTARD

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yeah, but he is too poor to pay for rice

i'm not sure anyone needs you more than him

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HE DOESN'T NEED ME

HE NEEDS TO F*CKING MOVE UP ALREADY

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1 box of rice / 2 box of rice let us gogogogo

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steak me?
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:54 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
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I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POOR BASTARD

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yeah, but he is too poor to pay for rice

i'm not sure anyone needs you more than him

[/ QUOTE ]
HE DOESN'T NEED ME

HE NEEDS TO F*CKING MOVE UP ALREADY

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1 box of rice / 2 box of rice let us gogogogo

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steak me?

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very nice
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:56 PM
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i like how this got more posts then the original
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Old 11-11-2006, 01:25 AM
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and that's without anybody getting the joke.
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