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Old 02-03-2007, 02:57 PM
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so I message this girl on myspace using a blog see wrote which had something about talking to herself outloud.

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I do this all the time and then usually feel crazy when, well when people look at me like i'm crazy. I noticed that Ive grown older it has become more pronounced as if the part of brain which locks the inner conversations is slowly wearing down. Perhaps do to my tendency to over think just about everything especially things which do not exist or have not occurred. for example future conversations which I may or may not have. But really I consider myself a mental eagle scout, always prepared and all that jazz. hmmm I deserve some merit badges, damn there goes that mental lock thingamajig again.

your profile seems as if you could be potentially cool.

-Jeremy



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she replies back with

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Hi Jeremy.

Well I hope you feel honored because I have ignored all such messages till now!

I guess your rambling caught my attention... it sounded all too familiar. Actually you should feel lucky that the part of your brain which locks in inner conversations was ever present to begin with. I don't think that part of my brain ever developed.

I haven't heard someone say "all that jazz" in quite a while, so thanks for the smile.

Here's a riddle for you and if you can solve it, I might just reply back...
If you strap a piece of toast, jelly side up, on to the back of a cat and you drop the cat, what will happen?

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PS Why don't you ever smile in your pictures?

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any idea what the [censored] happens with the toast and jelly?
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:03 PM
BTirish BTirish is offline
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Default Re: myspace: girl sends me riddle thing, any help?

Google reveals that cat nerds say that the cat will hover in mid-air and/or be a source of infinite power. Toast always lands face down, and cats always land on their feet, so the two cancel each other out.

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Old 02-03-2007, 03:04 PM
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Default Re: myspace: girl sends me riddle thing, any help?

Tje point of the question is not the answer you give, it's recognisng the paradox between cats always landing on their feet and toast always landing jelly side down. I'm sure thi is obvious and that therefore this reply is worthless.
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:04 PM
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Default Re: myspace: girl sends me riddle thing, any help?

http://www-stud.uni-essen.de/~sdjafr...rojekte/16/p16
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:07 PM
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Default Re: myspace: girl sends me riddle thing, any help?

Pics of said girl are required to determine the worthiness of her receiving an OOT aided reply.
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:07 PM
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Tje point of the question is not the answer you give, it's recognisng the paradox between cats always landing on their feet and toast always landing jelly side down. I'm sure thi is obvious and that therefore this reply is worthless.

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Yeah but my favorite part was
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PS Why don't you ever smile in your pictures?

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Old 02-03-2007, 03:16 PM
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Default Re: myspace: girl sends me riddle thing, any help?

dont treat it like a riddle and give some retarded serious answer. Just say something witty like you hope the cat lands on its back because cats suck.

And anyway, this chick already has you jumping through hoops to clamor for her attention and you dont even know her yet. She sounds really awesome
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:31 PM
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And anyway, this chick already has you jumping through hoops to clamor for her attention and you dont even know her yet. She sounds really awesome

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Old 02-03-2007, 03:40 PM
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Good luck, friend.
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:42 PM
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Default Re: myspace: girl sends me riddle thing, any help?

Say...

"did I say 'Jazz'? I meant 'Jizz'. sorry...mmm toast."
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