lol smartass teenagers

[Cumulonimbus]

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's traffic school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too [censored]-faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a [censored] all day long.

[gettym]

Sure.

[private joker]

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The following are a sampling of incredibly lame jokes

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[Cumulonimbus]

ok ok so I was high and they were funny. But still it's Laughs or Links, not Nits and Crits, so like just say 'haha' or something. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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ok ok so I was high and they were funny. But still it's Laughs or Links, not Nits and Crits, so like just say 'haha' or something. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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No. I want my minute back.

[StepBangin]

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REAL answers

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Gullible

[LuckOfTheDraw]

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ok ok so I was high and they were funny. But still it's Laughs or Links, not Nits and Crits, so like just say 'haha' or something. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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No. I want my minute back.

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How did you read past this?

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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

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[Suerte]

i read this during my nature writing class. these made the class tollerable. thats how bad the class is. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Cumulonimbus]

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i read this during my nature writing class. these made the class tollerable. thats how bad the class is. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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yesssssssss one entertained viewer, I'm on my way to stardom!!!!!!

[Dromar]

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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.


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There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with these. They look like the correct answers.