Ask Ding-Dong what it's like to be an accountant/CPA

[DING-DONG YO]

Ask away, BBV

[His Boy Elroy]

What the hell is this doing here? Are you NT's gimmick account? Is this the start of OOT's invasion?


Those are questions.

[Georgia Avenue]

Im speechless with laughter.

Um...how do you find ways to drop your occupation in conversation with fat chicks so that they'll like you even better?

[DING-DONG YO]

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Im speechless with laughter.

Um...how do you find ways to drop your occupation in conversation with fat chicks so that they'll like you even better?

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It's kind of tricky. I don't want to just walk right up to them and say "YO, titty stretch-marks! I'm an accountant and I got a whole box of glow in the dark green twisty rubbers and a box of ho-ho's. Plus my place is right next to a 24 hour Kristal's". So, I gotta be subtle-like, ya know? Just a feel for the moment, I guess.

[otnemem]

How do you not attempt suicide each and every day?

[DING-DONG YO]

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How do you not attempt suicide each and every day?

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BBV keeps me going

And the money

And fat chicks

[EMc]

Can you get me an internship for the summer?

[Spechel EDD]

how often do you consider jumping out of your window at work?

[DING-DONG YO]

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Can you get me an internship for the summer?

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If you're hot and a chick, yes. Dood, no.

We already have our 4 hot chicks to look hot and 1 dorky dood to do the work of 6 interns. Looking for 1 more hotty.

[DING-DONG YO]

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how often do you consider jumping out of your window at work?

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Whenever I am in a meeting or conference call with a bunch of people who like to hear themselves talk. Which is every one. So, about 3 times/day on average.