Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes Baby Gossip ?

[Vavavoom]

This was on one of the gossip sites ?

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.....I finally found out why Katie Holmes agreed to this charade with Tom Cruise. Here's the story,

It all started when Katie was engaged to Chris Klein. Apparently, he is the father (just wait, listen to the evidence). So, Chris Klein broke off the engagement and has been pretty cold ever since. Katie was either already pregnant or became pregnant during their break-up and get back together phase (it's unclear). Katie was basically heart broken and pregnant with a baby whose father wanted nothing to do with them.

In comes Tom Cruise. It was the perfect situation: Tom is gay and needs to be married to cover his image and Katie was in need (and Tom paid Katie to enter into this contract). Katie and Tom began their whirlwind romance
right after Katie's engagement was called off. They had to make it intense right off the bat because she didn't have a big window to "get pregnant". Hence the couch jumping and other ridiculous acts that were done to make the public believe that they were so in love that they just wanted to have a baby right away.

Fast forward. Remember how quickly Katie got big and how big she was for so long??? She actually delivered the baby well before they announced the delivery, AND that's why they've kept the baby in hiding for 4 months.
It's easy to tell that a 2 month old could not possibly be 3 weeks old, but there's not a huge difference between a 4 month old and a 5 month old.




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Dunno why I posted it except from the fact that it might be true ? ???

Vava

[Your Mom]

Chris Klein went to my brother's high school

[Hornacek]

This seems like a HUUUUUGE stretch.

I don't understand why Katie wouldn't just either:

a) get an abortion if she is pro-choice
b) just deal with not having the father around instead of having a pretend-real-father.

[Vavavoom]

I agree with you Horn, but it was an interesting theory I guess...

[punkass]

Big "Who cares?".

[danzasmack]

didn't this all coincide with big movie releases for both of them?

[esad]

First offical report that Tom and Katie were dating was:

April 27th, 2005

Report that the baby was born:

April 18th, 2006

Bit of a stretch. This theroy assumes she got pregnant at the latest March 2005. That's means that she would give birth around Decemeber 2005. The two were making appereances, etc in Janurary 2006.

[blinden84]

not to mention, who approached who?

Tom: "Hey, I KNOW you got knocked up, and nobody else really knows, can I pretend to be the daddy?"

or katie: "Hey, I KNOW you are gay, and nobody else really knows, want to pretend to be my baby daddy?"

[CarlSpackler]

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Chris Klein went to my brother's high school

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He went to either Millard North or Millard West, correct?

[private joker]

Yeah, I mean look at the way the baby's head leans: back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. That's one magic semen.

Oh, I also heard 9/11 was masterminded by the American government. No really, think about it.

*rolls eyes*