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26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
I'm not sure how to say this.
beat: I [censored] a girl on Saturday night brag: She wasn't a tranny variance: I'm twenty six and hadn't had sex before beat: I couldn't finish the job brag: There is a tarantula on my front porch right now variance: he is really small BEAT: I GOT LAID FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE ON SATURDAY NIGHT BUT COULDN'T CLOSE THE [censored] DEAL OR EVEN GET A FIRM HANDSHAKE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YES, I COULDN'T GET IT UP, WTF BRAG: even though I was stuck for the night, I ate her out like a champ VARIANCE: the spermicide from the condom made her mouth numb when she blew me BEAT: I HAD BLUE BALLS BRAG: I coped with my failure by drinking jack daniels and doing cocaine VARIANCE: Drunk and stoned for the last 36 hours straight beat: not knowing what my next play is beat: realizing how little I know beat: it's raining right now, and I don't know where the tarantula is. brag: I am drunk, and it is raining. variance: it is raining. |
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Re: 26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
Write a [censored] book. BTW, succombing to blue balls on your inagural voyage is somewhat normal.
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Re: 26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
if you've been up for the past 36 hours doin' blow you should definitely check out the raptor christ thread.
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Re: 26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
were u drunk when this happened? if so i dont really see it as that big a deal
ps. why were u still wearing the dome when she blew you? take that [censored] off |
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Re: 26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
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if you've been up for the past 36 hours doin' blow you should definitely check out the raptor christ thread. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: 26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
shouldn't [censored] a non tranny girl be a brag and not a beat?
isn't being a virgen at 26 a beat and no variance? |
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Re: 26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
yeah i'd say thats a pretty massive beat
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Re: 26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
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why were u still wearing the dome when she blew you? take that [censored] off [/ QUOTE ] I TOOK IT OFF, I MAY BE DUMB BUT I'M NOT STUPID |
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Re: 26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
op,
If you were drunk it's no big deal. I had whiskey dick my first time. it still ruled though. this part of the post is awesome: "beat: it's raining right now, and I don't know where the tarantula is. brag: I am drunk, and it is raining. variance: it is raining." hahaha |
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Re: 26 Years, 7 Months, and 24 Days In The Life Of...
You limped in Presex; takes balls ( blue ones in this case) to admit to that. It will only get better next time though right? Nice job on going down though, is great for repeat business and they tell their friends about that so its good for future prospects. Just jerk off to get rid of blue balls.
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