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Old 08-22-2006, 06:57 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT

Same villain all 3 hands (2 diff. tables)

Step 1:

Retardo McDownie tilts the [censored] out of me:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $163.60
UTG+1: $203.30
CO: $525.25
keikiwai: $199
SB: $191.55
BB: $123.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) keikiwai is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $10</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai raises to $30</font>, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($63, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai bets $40</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($143, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai is all-in $129</font>, UTG+1 calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($401, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $401)


Results:
Final pot: $401
<font color="#">keikiwai showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]</font>
<font color="#">UTG+1 showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]</font>

Step 2:

[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] TILT TILT TILT TILT

.... oh sweet!.... I'd better stop doing that....

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $251.75
UTG+1: $257.50
CO: $348.55
Button: $541.90
keikiwai: $198
BB: $193.40

Pre-flop: (6 players) keikiwai is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $10</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai raises to $30</font>, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($62, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">keikiwai bets $50</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $318.55</font>, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai calls all-in $118</font>.
Uncalled bets: $150.55 returned to CO.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($398, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $398)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($398, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $398)


Results:
Final pot: $398
<font color="#">keikiwai showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]</font>
<font color="#">CO showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]</font>

Step 3:
PWN HARD!

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $79.40
keikiwai: $197
Button: $254.85
SB: $69
BB: $139.85

Pre-flop: (5 players) keikiwai is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai raises to $8</font>, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($17, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai bets $15</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($47, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $47</font>, keikiwai calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($141, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB is all-in $69.85</font>, keikiwai calls.

Results:
Final pot: $280.7
<font color="#">BB showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]</font>
<font color="#">keikiwai showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]</font>

Stacked him like pancakes.
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:00 PM
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sweet
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:04 PM
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Default Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT

That was a world-class, A#1, Duke of NY suckout in Hand 2. Brava.
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:13 PM
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That was a world-class, A#1, Duke of NY suckout in Hand 2. Brava.

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I so knew he had an A... ofcourse I assumed it was A2o not big slick... TILT!
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:45 PM
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Default Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT

arent you still down a buy in though?
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:47 PM
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arent you still down a buy in though?

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reread hand 2
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:47 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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arent you still down a buy in though?

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Hand 1: Buh-bye buy-in.

Hand 2: Hello buy-in.

Hand 3: +$140

So, yeah, I guess I'm down two.
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Old 08-22-2006, 08:33 PM
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arent you still down a buy in though?

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reread hand 2

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lol, I was totally like why's he happy about only winning one hand. Then I went back and read hand 2. Damn flushs are tricky without 4 colour decks...
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Old 08-22-2006, 08:43 PM
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Default Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT

h1 45 on flp
h2 fold wtf man
h3 whatever...was that a good read or tilt?

snake
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Old 08-22-2006, 08:48 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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h1 45 on flp

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OMG WHY DID I BET 40??? You are brilliant.

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h2 fold wtf man

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Well.... yes.

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h3 whatever...was that a good read or tilt?


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I got his number by this point.
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