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TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
Same villain all 3 hands (2 diff. tables)
Step 1: Retardo McDownie tilts the [censored] out of me: Full Tilt Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $1/$2 6 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $163.60 UTG+1: $203.30 CO: $525.25 keikiwai: $199 SB: $191.55 BB: $123.50 Pre-flop: (6 players) keikiwai is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $10</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai raises to $30</font>, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls. Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($63, 2 players) UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai bets $40</font>, UTG+1 calls. Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($143, 2 players) UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai is all-in $129</font>, UTG+1 calls. River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($401, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $401) Results: Final pot: $401 <font color="#">keikiwai showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]</font> <font color="#">UTG+1 showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]</font> Step 2: [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] TILT TILT TILT TILT .... oh sweet!.... I'd better stop doing that.... Full Tilt Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $1/$2 6 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $251.75 UTG+1: $257.50 CO: $348.55 Button: $541.90 keikiwai: $198 BB: $193.40 Pre-flop: (6 players) keikiwai is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $10</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai raises to $30</font>, BB folds, CO calls. Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($62, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai bets $50</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $318.55</font>, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai calls all-in $118</font>. Uncalled bets: $150.55 returned to CO. Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($398, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $398) River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($398, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $398) Results: Final pot: $398 <font color="#">keikiwai showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]</font> <font color="#">CO showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]</font> Step 3: PWN HARD! Full Tilt Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $1/$2 5 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $79.40 keikiwai: $197 Button: $254.85 SB: $69 BB: $139.85 Pre-flop: (5 players) keikiwai is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai raises to $8</font>, 2 folds, BB calls. Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($17, 2 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">keikiwai bets $15</font>, BB calls. Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($47, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $47</font>, keikiwai calls. River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($141, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB is all-in $69.85</font>, keikiwai calls. Results: Final pot: $280.7 <font color="#">BB showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]</font> <font color="#">keikiwai showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]</font> Stacked him like pancakes. |
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Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
sweet
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Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
That was a world-class, A#1, Duke of NY suckout in Hand 2. Brava.
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Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
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That was a world-class, A#1, Duke of NY suckout in Hand 2. Brava. [/ QUOTE ] I so knew he had an A... ofcourse I assumed it was A2o not big slick... TILT! |
#5
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Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
arent you still down a buy in though?
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Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
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arent you still down a buy in though? [/ QUOTE ] reread hand 2 |
#7
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Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
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arent you still down a buy in though? [/ QUOTE ] Hand 1: Buh-bye buy-in. Hand 2: Hello buy-in. Hand 3: +$140 So, yeah, I guess I'm down two. |
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Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
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[ QUOTE ] arent you still down a buy in though? [/ QUOTE ] reread hand 2 [/ QUOTE ] lol, I was totally like why's he happy about only winning one hand. Then I went back and read hand 2. Damn flushs are tricky without 4 colour decks... |
#9
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Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
h1 45 on flp
h2 fold wtf man h3 whatever...was that a good read or tilt? snake |
#10
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Re: TILT ME AT YOUR OWN RISK FUCKERBUTT
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h1 45 on flp [/ QUOTE ] OMG WHY DID I BET 40??? You are brilliant. [ QUOTE ] h2 fold wtf man [/ QUOTE ] Well.... yes. [ QUOTE ] h3 whatever...was that a good read or tilt? [/ QUOTE ] I got his number by this point. |
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