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View Poll Results: Against the Girl? | |||
yea, bring her, who cares? | 52 | 36.88% | |
no way, this is a guys trip and i don't want my SO pissed when there is no upside for me | 77 | 54.61% | |
need more data | 12 | 8.51% | |
Voters: 141. You may not vote on this poll |
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Limerick Competition Finals
Okay, cos this is blind, the names are removed. Here's the entries:
A. Elephant(s) This elephant tried to seduce me I'm guessing to him I looked juicy Because I was drunk He whipped out his trunk And started to sexually abuse me Drinking Well, how much I drank is irrelevant And holding my liquor?...like hell I can't Whenever I'm drinking I know I'm not thinking Remember the time with that ELEPHANT? Safe Sex I brought this chick home named Annette Who's sick like a dog at the vet I banged her carefree And caught H-I-V No condom's like Russian Roulette B. Elephants Elephants are big and gray When they run get out of their way The eat the peanuts Scotthoward's a putz and he still is frickin gay Drinking one night i was drinkin a beer when my pm flashed "you're the seer" when i realized the joke i almost did choke drunk shorty made us all the horse's rear Safe Sex Scotthoward's mom's a sweetheart but his dad isn't so smart "Wear a rubber" she'd shout He replied, "I'll pull out" And Scotthoward was born, the retart C. There once was an elephant named Babar Who got tipsy and drunk in a bar He ignored every ho Who wanted his dough For not getting pozzed, he's a star! D. Safe Sex: Third date and I'm wearing cologne. But damn! I didn't even get blown! So I called her a tease With venereal disease, And dialed 900-HOT-SEXX on the phone. Drinking: A headache like this is a crime. Though last night I was feeling sublime, Based on how I hurt now I do solemnly vow Never again! ('Til next time...) E. elephant(s) Dumbo was a flying beast Not the brightest, yet not the least He flies around town Being a clown Eating him results in a feast drinking My Ode to the Three Wise Men Whose greatness does not know when Lord Jim, Mister Jack and Johnny all attack Making me vomit again and again F. Elephant(s) When at the zoo one day I saw an Elephant's rear display 'What's that dad,' said my little lad, 'It looks a bit like AK' drinking I like to drink to excess, But it lands me in a mess, every night my c*ck's stuck in a fox, but wakes with a dog, I confess. safe sex Safe sex is something I see is necessary to keep yourself free from the trouble and pain you get when you gain the herp stuck on your peepee G. Elephant: I was dating a woman named Evelyn And to me, she was most benevolent but she was ugly as [censored] and missing a t*t and her ass was the size of an elephant's Drinking: I thought that I'd be all the wiser When I imbibed the last pint of Budweiser A tall woman I tried Before my eyes realized That the doctor did not circumsize her. You may choose up to 3 favourites. This poll closes in 24 hours. |
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Re: Limerick Competition Finals
The first safe sex would have been much better if the word 'Pozzed' coculd have been worked in.
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A's elephant one and drinking one were very clever. F's drinking one was good as well.
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This one was a blowout in my book (A).
D's poem about drinking was superb also. |
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I only voted A and D, couldn't find a 3rd I liked
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Re: Limerick Competition Finals
People are really voting for limericks that aren't even close to the right meter?
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Re: Limerick Competition Finals
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People are really voting for limericks that aren't even close to the right meter? [/ QUOTE ] I'm in america gotdamit screw the meter! |
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Re: Limerick Competition Finals
A tried too hard.
Vote 1 B |
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Re: Limerick Competition Finals
How many people are moving on to the next round?
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How many people are moving on to the next round? [/ QUOTE ] this is the final round? |
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