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06-20-2006, 03:06 PM
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what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
Ok.. Standard 15 over in a 50-55 mile an hour zone. You get pulled over. He tells you you were speeding. What's your play to avoid the fine?
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#3
06-20-2006, 03:08 PM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
I suggest calling him a cock sucker.
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#4
06-20-2006, 03:10 PM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
put on some NWA and literally [censored] the police. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
this way he'll be relaxed for the rest of the day.
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#5
06-20-2006, 03:11 PM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
Once I was going about 76 in a 65 (standard for me). I see a car coming up on me, and for some reason sped up to about 80 (I apparently did not want to get passed). Turns out its a cop... He pulls me over, tells me he had me clocked at 76, when I went past him and 80 when he got up to me. So I reply "I thought you wanted to race". He ends up just giving me some BS non-moving ticket...
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#6
06-20-2006, 03:11 PM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
I'm 4/5 in getting out of tickets so far, and what I have always done is signal to pull over and get into a safe spot so the cop doesnt have to dodge traffic (if possible). Then turn on your cabin light, and criss-cross your hands on top of your steering wheel after you rolled down your window all the way. Then just be polite about it and make sure you know where you insurance/reg. is.
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#7
06-20-2006, 03:12 PM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention, it won't happen again.
Seriously, cops who pull you over for speeding just want their little moment of power. Give it to them and you have a chance to avoid paying $50 or whatever. No excuse or other method will work.
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#9
06-20-2006, 03:24 PM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license] Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers] Larry Johnson: Sorry. [the man laughs a little] Foster: Is there something funny here boy? Larry Johnson: Oh, no. Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause] Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we? Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow? Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one] Larry Johnson: I thought... Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs] Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny? Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow. Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing] Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger] Foster: Do you see me eating mice? Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6) Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir. Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it? Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
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#10
06-20-2006, 03:35 PM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
This worked for me when I was pulled over doing 72 in a 55.
Just be very apologetic, "I'm sorry sir, I know I was speeding, I know I deserve a ticket, could you write it as fast as possible, I'm about to have explosive diarrhea and need to find a toilet FAST!" He let me off with a warning and wished me luck.
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