**OFFICIAL KOTKP 5 PRE-TOURNEY TRASH TALKING THREAD**

[bennyhana]

The events are as follows:

KOTKP 5.1 Limit Hold Em @ Stars
KOTKP 5.2 No Limit Hold Em @ Stars
KOTKP 5.3 HU Limit Hold Em matches @ Stars
KOTKP 5.4 HORSE @ Full Tilt

All tourneys are $10+1 buy in and will start at 7 pm E.T. on Friday June 16.

If you would like the password to any of these events, PM either me or Buzz-cp.

[MrWookie]

OK, I'll have the honor of declaring the first bounties. I'm putting $10 bounties on both Shadow and Buckmulligan in any tourney they enter, on the condition that they are knocked out before I am. Additionally, if they are the first one knocked out of any tourney, that bounty will increase to $50.

[FUJItheFISH]

1) i am fujithefish on stars and wptfuji on fulltilt. if you hate wasting time, then just transfer me the buyins to the tournaments because i will win them all anyways.

2) if you would like to transfer me $33 for all the pokerstars tournaments i will give you all the winnings from those three tournaments. my cost is an $11 transfer on fulltilt for the horse tournament where i get to keep all the winnings from the horse event. my first kotkp event i played like a retard and did not cash. the past two kotkp series i have had a return of about 75% on my money. small sample size you say? that was over at least 12 tournaments. now those are results!!

3) i am accepting last longer bets if your proposal is interesting. if you would like warnings about last longer bets please pm bottomset about the painful grind that is 20,000 hands of .5/1.

thanks,
fuji

[Buzz-cp]

I'm pretty cheap, you know? If you knock out any of these guys in the LHE event before me (teh blue one), then I will give you $5!!!!!!!!!1111111111 Unfortunately, most of them will avoid this tourney out of fear of failure.

[MrWookie]

OK, I recognize myself, Miles, and Shadow. I'm not sure who the other three guys in the top row are.

[yellowbluebus]

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The only people I recognize is MrWookie (far right), shadow. with dark glasses and the price tag on, and I'll take a wild stab at the guy with a bottle to his mouth --- milesdyson (?). He kind of looks like him without the afro.

[FUJItheFISH]

top row third from left (asian). buzz, you shouldve used avatars.

[jaxUp]

If I am in town, I play. If I play, I win.

[Buzz-cp]

for everyone's sake..


.........[shadow.][fuji][vote4pedro]...........
[gregatron]..........................[MrWookie]
....................[milesdyson]...............


edit: I found these in some old threads

[jaxUp]

miles, you look much tougher than I thought you would. Fuji...it never occurred to me that you were Asian. Now I understand why you're such a LAG.