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Old 06-16-2006, 03:32 PM
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Default Taco beat. :(

I just ate two Chalupas with hella guacamole and some nachos with refried beans and I'm spending the rest of today and a lot of tomorrow at a girl's house. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

What can I do at this point besides throw it up and fart on her?
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:33 PM
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Default Re: Taco beat. :(

Just make sure you are always in mixed company and whenever you fart go 'MY GOD, who WAS THAT, htat is DISGUSTING', etc., etc. and then accuse your gf....should be fine
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:34 PM
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Default Re: Taco beat. :(

blame it on her mom duh
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:34 PM
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Default Re: Taco beat. :(

Bad beat for you. Mexican food/taco bell doesnt make me fart. Brag for me.
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:34 PM
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Default Re: Taco beat. :(

We're going to be spending most of the time practicing making babies.


I'm thinking more like a pill or something. I got like an hour before I leave.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BBV HELP ME
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:36 PM
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Default Re: Taco beat. :(

[ QUOTE ]
We're going to be spending most of the time practicing making babies.


I'm thinking more like a pill or something. I got like an hour before I leave.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BBV HELP ME

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Um, good luck controlling bodily functions while having the sex

try 'beano' or whatever fart medicine they have at your local drugstore
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:36 PM
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Default Re: Taco beat. :(

Dude that's awful, I've made similar mistakes. Try and drop as much off at the pool as you can before you go.
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:37 PM
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Default Re: Taco beat. :(

[ QUOTE ]
We're going to be spending most of the time practicing making babies.


I'm thinking more like a pill or something. I got like an hour before I leave.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BBV HELP ME

[/ QUOTE ]

ROFLROFLROFL
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:38 PM
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TRY A DACQUIRI!

IT COULDN'T HURT.

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Old 06-16-2006, 03:39 PM
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TRY A DACQUIRI!

IT COULDN'T HURT.

[image]
http://www.netspeed.com.au/ian.gay/images/dacquiri.jpg[/image]

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Ya if he wants to lose his erection and go bone the gardener
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