First trip to chiropractor.........

[celiboy]

...this Saturday. What are the odds I come out of there paralyzed?

[tdarko]

Zero chance.

[siccjay]

100% 1 to 1

[Ron Burgundy]

You'll be paralyzed after seeing the bill when whatever problem you have isn't fixed.

[Hopey]

At least you'll get great parking spots from now on.

[Drew16]

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You'll be paralyzed after seeing the bill when whatever problem you have isn't fixed.

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I went once, the guy(i kinda know him) got me in with no appt no notice, didnt charge me a dime and fixed my problem.

[talentdeficit]

my mother and father are both viciously anti chiropractor. my mother is a health care professional and my father works for a law firm that represents a ton of chiropractors. in most places, chiropractors are required to carry more insurance than any other occupation.

[DrNo888]

When they tell you that one of your leg is shorter than the other, flip them off and leave.

[DrunkIrish05]

my roommate right now is in chiropractor school, i'm absolutely amazed at how much schooling they have to have and still have such a bad image. I've also noticed that maybe two thirds of the people in his class have been going to a chiropractor for a significant amount of time.

[beenben]

+i see one and it works for me.
+I've been adjusted ~600 times w/o incident.

i've heard there's a tiny risk of stroke in people with high blood pressure.