thanks for the monies donkey

the_main · #1 05-21-2006, 03:08 AM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($105.10)
UTG+1 ($46.10)
Hero ($98.85)
MP2 ($39)
MP3 ($74.20)
CO ($199.55)
Button ($98.30)
SB ($98)
BB ($35.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, MP3 calls $3, 4 folds.

Flop: ($7.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $4, MP3 calls $4.

Turn: ($15.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $8, MP3 calls $8.

River: ($31.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks.

Final Pot: $31.50

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).
MP3 has 9s 8c (straight, ten high).
Outcome: MP3 wins $31.50. 

PS can you tell I play limit?

the_main · #2 05-21-2006, 03:10 AM

Are you kidding me? 2 mins later:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($103.60)
SB ($36.10)
Hero ($83.85)
UTG ($39)
UTG+1 ($78.20)
MP1 ($199.55)
MP2 ($117.35)
MP3 ($100.30)
CO ($33.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, 1 fold, MP2 calls $1, 3 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($4) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, UTG+1 calls $3, MP2 folds, SB folds.

Turn: ($10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks.

River: ($10) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks.

Final Pot: $10

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac 4s (one pair, aces).
UTG+1 has Tc 9h (straight, ace high).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $10.

fresherthanflynt · #3 05-21-2006, 03:11 AM

roflllllll - that line made me throw up a little in my mouth, then i swallowed it when i saw results

RickyG · #4 05-21-2006, 03:13 AM

Hand 1: Bet more on flop, bet more on turn. Also, make note that MP3 will call when he has nothing, and check behind with the nuts... WTF?

the_main · #5 05-21-2006, 03:14 AM

LESS STRATEGY, MORE BERATE (me or him, whatever is more entertaining)

Case Closed · #6 05-21-2006, 03:15 AM

..but you lost monies.

toss · #7 05-21-2006, 03:18 AM

I think "thanks for the monkies donnie" would've been a better title. Your title has probably appeared in BBV several hundred times already.

RickyG · #8 05-21-2006, 03:26 AM

[ QUOTE ]
VILLAIN EATS POOP

[/ QUOTE ]
FMP

the_main · #9 05-21-2006, 03:27 AM

[ QUOTE ]
..but you lost monies.

[/ QUOTE ]

I won.

Do you see why?