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#1
03-23-2007, 03:22 PM
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Favortie B&M Player Quotes:
"I thought you were just raising preflop with AQ again... that's why I reraised you preflop!" [as he shows AJ and I show AQ]
"Why are you raising on the come? You're going to go broke playing like that! You obviously don't know anything about poker!" [as I rake a huge pot with the nut flush] "He's not too bright, he's just very lucky." [pointing at me and my huge stack] "You bonehead! Why are you raising with just top pair? That's a negative play!" [As I show top pair top kicker to beat his top pair] "You chase your flushes too much!" "I call with garbage so maybe I can put the kill on." 
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#2
03-23-2007, 03:27 PM
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Re: Favortie B&M Player Quotes:
My favorite one I hear (as I'm racking up to leave)......
"Dealer, I want his seat when he leaves!".
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#3
03-23-2007, 03:40 PM
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Re: Favortie B&M Player Quotes:
Me, when the game is tight:
'This game is too tight! Some of you people have to start drinking! Service! Me, when I'm accused of being too tight: 'I AM very tight. It makes me popular down at the bath house.' The best line to tell you're up against a really bad player: 'This dealer never gives me any winners.'
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#4
03-23-2007, 03:44 PM
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Re: Favortie B&M Player Quotes:
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My favorite one I hear (as I'm racking up to leave)...... "Dealer, I want his seat when he leaves!". [/ QUOTE ] lol, I forgot about that one. Two players were fighting over my chair when I left yesterday... That reminds me of another one: "Dealer can I have the first seat change button?" [As he restlessly sits in the seat directly to my right. For some strange reason the player to my right seems to have 'bad luck' and wants to switch seats to somewhere else after a few orbits.]
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#5
03-23-2007, 03:49 PM
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Re: Favortie B&M Player Quotes:
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[ QUOTE ] My favorite one I hear (as I'm racking up to leave)...... "Dealer, I want his seat when he leaves!". [/ QUOTE ] lol, I forgot about that one. Two players were fighting over my chair when I left yesterday... That reminds me of another one: "Dealer can I have the first seat change button?" [As he restlessly sits in the seat directly to my right. For some strange reason the player to my right seems to have 'bad luck' and wants to switch seats to somewhere else after a few orbits.] [/ QUOTE ] thats because you smell
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#8
03-23-2007, 04:11 PM
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Re: Favortie B&M Player Quotes:
I was playing in the Commerce 40/80 game with a friend. There was a cranky bitch in the 3 seat who was going to move to the 7 (i was in the 2). She has abut $200 left. My buddy wants the 3 and says as much. The gal now says she is staying put, and makes some reference to how she wants to prevent us from signaling under the table to each other. The cranky bitch now has $130 left and my friend looks squarely at the dealer and says, "I want the 3 seat when it opens up." I laughed.
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#9
03-23-2007, 04:24 PM
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Re: Favortie B&M Player Quotes:
I was playing 1-2NL at the Borgata, and these 2 young 2-4 kids sit in the game, each with 3 stacks of whites. Our table was deep. One was a nit, and the other kept raising it to 4 PF, saying, "I make it 4."
UTG+1, a big stack to my right, made it 4 from UTG+1. He of course said, "I make it 4." 5 people call, and when the action gets to the kid, he proclaims in his most intimidating voice, "I make it 8." The entire table busted out laughing. He had no idea why.
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