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Old 10-24-2006, 02:46 AM
all_in_lam all_in_lam is offline
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Default just killed a large [censored] bug

was on BBV and i saw a large centi/millipede about 1.5 inches long with lots of damn legs running around in my room.

dropped a hard-covered atlas on it but it crawled out unhurt. then it start climbing the walls and i needed to find something to knock it down. went to washroom to get a roll of bounty, and it was gone.

after reading a post of 2 i saw it appear again. i knocked it down with the bounty, and as it was dazed, i threw the atlas on it, and stomped on the atlas several times. lifted up the atlas, and cleaned off the legs and torso off my carpet.

the end.
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Old 10-24-2006, 02:48 AM
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Default Re: just killed a large [censored] bug

Terrible Post.


However, someone with that same avatar was at my table for a while in a $10/180 earlier. I told the table he was Phil Ivey over and over again.. that you?
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Old 10-24-2006, 02:49 AM
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Default Re: just killed a large [censored] bug

it will probably be okay if bbv does gradually turn into oot, just as long as every offtopic post about killing millipedes/dating/sandwich-making/whatever at least starts off with "well i was on bbv when..."
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Old 10-24-2006, 02:55 AM
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Default Re: just killed a large [censored] bug

You have slain vile centipede.
You receive 199 experience points.
You gain a LEVEL!
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Old 10-24-2006, 03:05 AM
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Default Re: just killed a large [censored] bug

I stepped on a snail tonight. A larg snail. It went crunch. I'm sad.
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Old 10-24-2006, 03:05 AM
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Default Re: just killed a large [censored] bug

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it will probably be okay if bbv does gradually turn into oot, just as long as every offtopic post about killing millipedes/dating/sandwich-making/whatever at least starts off with "well i was on bbv when..."

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Yeah this is becoming downie OOT. I can't talk though, I supported a lack of strict moderation.
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Old 10-24-2006, 03:07 AM
The Velour Fog The Velour Fog is offline
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Default Re: just killed a large [censored] bug

damn i hate bugs. killed a bad boy myself in between hands tonight. keep up the good fight
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Old 10-24-2006, 03:09 AM
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Default Re: just killed a large [censored] bug

i was so proud that i conquered this bug. and i guess its somewhat of a satire towards all the [censored] bbv posts
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Old 10-24-2006, 03:24 AM
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centipedes are the hardest mofo's to kill

I've literally taken a hammer and pounded one and it kept going
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