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Old 08-29-2006, 11:30 PM
DipsetByrdGame DipsetByrdGame is offline
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Default Things you have smashed in frustration from Poker

A keyboard. (after taking a shot at 50$ out of my bankroll, getting Aces 2nd hand, and losing them all in to Jacks cause he spiked a Jack.) I tied the keyboard by the cord to a tree, took a lousiville slugger and bashed the thing so hard the keys went flying in different directions. Very very satisfying. Solution to tilt? old keyboards.
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Old 08-29-2006, 11:35 PM
Bodhisattva Bodhisattva is offline
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My family's become accustomed to taken out all physical agression out on our live in Ecuadorian maid.
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Old 08-29-2006, 11:38 PM
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Different Subject, Same Idea


I think I've broken 4 Madden Controllers.
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Old 08-29-2006, 11:38 PM
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Wow, this just makes your post in the other thread all the worse. You compared the loss of life to you losing half of your bankroll at 50nl? wtf

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Old 08-29-2006, 11:40 PM
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Wtf, is your deal today? You lost your $100 br so you have to take it out on oot?

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Old 08-29-2006, 11:44 PM
DipsetByrdGame DipsetByrdGame is offline
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first of all, it is not 100 BR you idiot mongoloid, go get some help for your down syndrome. This post has nothing to do with the other post, as this happened a long time ago. Stop making assumptions so fast and maybe you will finally get laid by a girl half as hot as your avatar, actually, I shouldn't get your hopes up, you will never get laid.

BTW mr. hobo ROFL. that made me laugh. thats funny yo.
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Old 08-29-2006, 11:46 PM
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A keyboard. (after taking a shot at 50$ out of my bankroll, getting Aces 2nd hand, and losing them all in to Jacks cause he spiked a Jack.) I tied the keyboard by the cord to a tree, took a lousiville slugger and bashed the thing so hard the keys went flying in different directions. Very very satisfying. Solution to tilt? old keyboards.

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The fact that you had a backup keyboard shows that there is no God... or at least God hates OOT.
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Old 08-29-2006, 11:51 PM
DipsetByrdGame DipsetByrdGame is offline
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lol it was an old keyboard from a dinosaur computer my parents donated to good will
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:00 AM
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cheap bastards gave the needy a computer but no keyboard? wtf
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:35 AM
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lol it was an old keyboard from a dinosaur computer my parents donated to good will

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i hope you die in a fire
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