BBV July low content bitch and moan thread

[Chump Change]

F*************************KKKKKKKKKKKKKK THISSSSSSSSSSSSS S*************IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DIE U [censored] LUCKY MOUTH BREATHING RETARDS

[BowToYourSensei]

[AHoboOnFire]

I is bad at the pokhers.

[holdme]

i had cake and pizza

[Chump Change]

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i had cake and pizza

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In that order?

Are you a terrorist?

[Chump Change]

Oh yeah, and

NICE MINARAISE YOU BRAIN DEAD [censored] CRETIN AS IF I DIDNT KNOW WHAT YOU ALREADY HAD IM STILL A 70/30 WITH MY LOCK LOW BUT YOU CAN SUCK OUT FOR HALF THATS COOL

SIKE JUST KIDDING ITS NOT COOL I HOPE YOU DIE

[React1oN]

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i had cake and pizza

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In that order?

Are you a terrorist?

[/ QUOTE ]If you don't eat them in that order, the terrorists win.

[Craggoo]

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I is bad at the pokhers.

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sums up my feelings

[Chump Change]

Wow... Both against the same retard almost back to back.


http://twodimes.net/h/?z=2846176
pokenum -mc 500000 -r 2h 4h 6h 8h qc - - 7d 9d td 9h tc
Razz (7-card Stud A-5 Low): 500000 sampled outcomes
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Qc 8h 6h 4h 2h 446404 89.28 53596 10.72 0 0.00 0.893
Tc Td 9d 7d 9h 53596 10.72 446404 89.28 0 0.00 0.107



http://twodimes.net/h/?z=2846255
pokenum -mc 500000 -r ah 3h 4h 7h qh - - 2d 4d 8d 2c 2s
Razz (7-card Stud A-5 Low): 500000 sampled outcomes
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ah Qh 7h 4h 3h 419129 83.83 80871 16.17 0 0.00 0.838
2s 2c 8d 4d 2d 80871 16.17 419129 83.83 0 0.00 0.162

[Johnny Utah #9]

These were all from yesterday, lol donkaments.
$10r
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t2000 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">BB (t5771)</font>
UTG (t8010)
UTG+1 (t47589)
MP1 (t97802)
MP2 (t26990)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t63875)</font>
CO (t58100)
<font color="#C00000">Button (t30649)</font>
SB (t79162)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t6000</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t30449</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls t3571 (All-In), Hero calls t24449.

Flop: (t65869) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t65869) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t65869) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t65869

BB has 6c 5s (one pair, fours).
Hero has Qs Qc (full house, queens full of fours).
Button has 4d 4s (four of a kind, fours).
Outcome: Button wins t65869.

Final 15 of $10r
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20000 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

CO (t507560)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t552958)</font>
<font color="#C00000">SB (t254176)</font>
<font color="#C00000">BB (t1118582)</font>
UTG (t536611)
UTG+1 (t472212)
MP1 (t600373)
MP2 (t2036029)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t55000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t252176</font>, BB calls t232176, Hero calls t197176.

Flop: (t748528) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: (t748528) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: (t748528) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: t748528

BB has Jd Ks (one pair, fives).
Hero has Qc Kd (one pair, fives).
SB has Qh Th (flush, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins t748528.

FT of $20 180
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t2000 (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB (t48529)
UTG (t75313)
MP (t11857)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t39835)</font>
Button (t14416)
<font color="#C00000">SB (t80050)</font>

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t6000</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t79950</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t33735 (All-In).

Flop: (t120085) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t120085) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t120085) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t120085

SB has Ac Qc (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ah Qs (high card, ace).
Outcome: SB wins t120085.

Final 10 of $10r PL 6 max

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG (t26245)
<font color="#C00000">MP (t20265)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t29650)</font>
Button (t10060)
SB (t7690)
BB (t14975)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to t1200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t3800</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP calls t2600.

Flop: (t8200) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t5000</font>, MP calls t5000.

Turn: (t18200) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t12000</font>, MP calls t11465 (All-In).

River: (t41665) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t41665

MP has 3h 3c (three of a kind, threes).
Hero has As Qs (high card, ace).
Outcome: MP wins t41130. Hero wins t535.

I finally get a suckout!!! ooops no I don't.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP2 (t6320)
CO (t9855)
Button (t5095)
SB (t13572)
<font color="#C00000">BB (t29900)</font>
UTG (t15945)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t9865)</font>
MP1 (t4374)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t9815</font>, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, BB calls t9215.

Flop: (t19380) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t19380) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t19380) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t19380

BB has Ks Kh (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has 8s 8h (three of a kind, eights).

And it goes the other wya too..

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1200 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero (t29255)</font>
BB (t106964)
UTG (t60276)
UTG+1 (t64875)
MP1 (t28583)
<font color="#C00000">MP2 (t15477)</font>
MP3 (t75243)
CO (t59214)
Button (t16333)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to t15352</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t29130</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (t45357) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t45357) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t45357) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t45357

Hero has Kd Kh (one pair, kings).
MP2 has 8c 8h (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: MP2 wins t45357.