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K guys, going to Vegas brb
Before I go...
So I have to take a leak, it's like dusk here. I walk down the hall and into the bathroom door wide open, bathroom light off (hall light is enough) and I get down to b'ness, door proudly ajar for any hidden camera show that could potentially be awestruck by the size of my wang.... then it happened... I hear a noise that sounds like my roommate coming home and I quickly shut the door and end up pissing in total darkness just praying that my hands are steady and my aim is true, using my best urine-sonor possible to detect if I was approaching the edge of the bowl. MSPaints encouraged. Vegas->IL->back home 11 days later. |
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Re: K guys, going to Vegas brb
no lights in your bathroom?
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Re: K guys, going to Vegas brb
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no lights in your bathroom? [/ QUOTE ] too lazy to turn them on, hall light was enough... shut door so fast I didn't get time to think of the consequences and I couldn't cut it off midstream. |
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Re: K guys, going to Vegas brb
Can I come?
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Re: K guys, going to Vegas brb
If you aren't worried about a hidden camera show filming your wang why are you worried about your roommate seeing your wang?
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If you aren't worried about a hidden camera show filming your wang why are you worried about your roommate seeing your wang? [/ QUOTE ] The man is fat and bald, he lacks self esteem. If he saw "Homicide", as I like to call him, he might just commit suicide. |
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Re: K guys, going to Vegas brb
I like to call mine Jesus because all chicks should get on their knees and worship it.
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Re: K guys, going to Vegas brb
Gotta work on that whole cutting it off midstream thing. I'm an expert and it comes in handy. *Wink*
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Can I come? [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: K guys, going to Vegas brb
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Gotta work on that whole cutting it off midstream thing. I'm an expert and it comes in handy. *Wink* [/ QUOTE ] [x] relax baby, I'm just cutting it off |
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