Ask Ming about running the universe

[Ming]

My royal personage has deigned to lower myself to answer any questions about ruling the known universe.

Prostrate yourself before me, and ask what you wish.

But do not displease me, or I will crush you like the worms you are.

[esad]

Ok how can you run the universe and yet not know how to spell "Ask?"

[Anacardo]

Hi, Blarg. What's up?

[Ming]

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Ok how can you run the universe and yet not know how to spell "Ask?"

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One of my underlings is resonsible. The problem is now corrected, and he has been vaporised, as has his family and pet Shnorf.

[4_2_it]

O most Merciless One, how many random people must you have killed a week in order to keep the populace living in fear in order to mainatain your iron grip?

[Klytus]

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Ok how can you run the universe and yet not know how to spell "Ask?"

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Will you destroy this impetuous Earthling, your majesty?

[Ming]

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Hi, Blarg. What's up?

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It is MING THE MERCILESS, puny human.

'Blarg' is the term we use for the material that comes from a Fridgean woman if you warm her up a little too much.

[Ming]

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Ok how can you run the universe and yet not know how to spell "Ask?"

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Will you destroy this impetuous Earthling, your majesty?

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No, these shaven apes amuse me. We will spare them...for now.

[wh1t3bread]

How did your daughter fall in love with Flash Gordon?

[Ming]

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O most Merciless One, how many random people must you have killed a week in order to keep the populace living in fear in order to mainatain your iron grip?

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54 personally, but Klytus will provide you with the number, to the nearest billion.