How to get friend in bed with ugly girl?

[inferno]

Here is the deal, my friend hasnt had sex for a while and there is this girl who is really ugly.
The girl seems interested in him and sends regurally a text msg to him like why dont you stay over tonight and shizzle. Now normally he woudn't go having sex with her but I am trying to convince him its ok to go there one night and dump her the next morning. If this goes through I can make fun of him for eternity.

OT please give me some advice to ease up this process.

[Evenkeal]

Why do you want to make him further embarassed of his sexual feelings? This will only hurt your "friend." (ie., good for OOT.)

[Magisastar]

Dude, if he doesnt want to root her, then he doesnt want to root her. I dont see why it has anything to do with you to be honest.

[Wools]

Ummm, beer?

[Gunny Highway]

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Dude, if he doesnt want to root her, then he doesnt want to root her. I dont see why it has anything to do with you to be honest.

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Dis you miss this part?

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If this goes through I can make fun of him for eternity.


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[nutfloppa]

Why dont you be a real friend and blow him yourself

[inferno]

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Dude, if he doesnt want to root her, then he doesnt want to root her. I dont see why it has anything to do with you to be honest.

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uhm it will give me allot of laughs

[Hopey]

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Dude, if he doesnt want to root her, then he doesnt want to root her. I dont see why it has anything to do with you to be honest.

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uhm it will give me allot of laughs

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Eventually your friend will smarten up and outgrow you. Encouraging friends to do something embarassing just so that you can make fun of them forever is something that most guys grow out of once they leave junior high.

However, the answer to your original question is "alcohol".

[Jimmyjohn]

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However, the answer to your original question is "alcohol".

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Also, if you are a friend, you will make sure he is carrying adeqate protection.

Is she a single bagger or a double bagger?

[shipithollabitch]

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Dude, if he doesnt want to root her, then he doesnt want to root her. I dont see why it has anything to do with you to be honest.

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uhm it will give me allot of laughs

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You must be a pretty [censored] friend. I understand that really all in all its the other dudes choice, but to encourage him and then to make fun of him about it. [censored]

-samantha-