help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz

[stan ivey]

so we all constantly chill in irc, a bunch of MSNL guys, and this micro stakes guy named "croz" always is annoying us. basically hes a huge arrogrant prick, constantly bragging about the pussy he gets, the money he gets from his parents, and the car he has, all while playing $5 NL. so we ban him from the channel, and thats when the hilarity starts


part 1 - croz is angered, and delivers his ultimatum, in the form of errands

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<croz> as soon as i get done with my errands for the day; you, jfish, tommyinlv (and whoever is in that house with him) will not have internet. thats -EV. SEE YOU SOON!
<yvezaint> haha dude u are pathetic
<croz> yea so is ur comcast which will be DEAD as soon as i get back inside in a bit
<croz> btw whats ur ftp/stars name so i can own ur [censored] whenever i see u on
<yvezaint> man so whats it like
<yvezaint> having no life
<croz> no life?
<yvezaint> bein as pathetic and douchey as u
<croz> its bots doing it
<croz> not like i sit here
<yvezaint> why u such a douchebag dude lmao
<croz> i just .blunt <ip> and use ports if i want.
<croz> nothing hard
<croz> douchebag? u guys ban me for fun.
<croz> whos the douche again?
<yvezaint> we ban u cos u are annoying and being an arrogant prick to us in chat
<yvezaint> .blunt smoke

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part 2 - i find out croz is actualy one of the most feared beings in the land of efnet, where nerds like him roam

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<croz> oh dear, u guys have messed with one of efnets best [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<croz> [censored] should checkout what chat network ur coming to and who u [censored] with for fun before u do
<yvezaint> its not for fun dude
<croz> ask tommyinlv's roommate, he knows who i [censored] with

apparently this link is super important, because he posts it again and again

<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<yvezaint> u can go ahead and do ur little tricks
<yvezaint> act like a baby
<yvezaint> whatev
<yvezaint> we dont give a [censored]
<croz> ok
<yvezaint> but it just shows how pathetic u are
<croz> im just gonna [censored] with the whole channel now
<yvezaint> to take something like this
<yvezaint> so far
<croz> u bitches are gay
<croz> gonna be fun seeing barely any of u guys online playing
<croz> WHERE MSNL SCENE GO
<croz> Oh wait, they dont have internet....


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part 3 - most feared in all of efnet steps outside "for realz"

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[09:15] <croz> k im outside now for realz. ttyl, btw shows how much u get out, puerto ricans piss arrogance

5 minutes later ...

[09:20] <croz> sorry sorry, last thing. u guys could have been like, croz stop or ban.
<croz> but did u guys EVER warn? nope
<croz> k thx
<croz> now for realz, bbl
<yvezaint> um yea ur ban was temporary earlier
<croz> ok then take it off i havent done anything yet
<yvezaint> so how was that 5 minute outside now for realz
<yvezaint> sorry dude, now that u even threatneed us
<yvezaint> after we banned u
<yvezaint> no way hah


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part 4 - i learn a little about his language, and he learns a little about mine

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<yvezaint> ok dude whatev
<croz> no moneeeys without ARE having the intarnet!
<croz> whatev? this aint clueless bitch
<croz> lol
<yvezaint> yea and this aint some ridic battle u make this out to be
<yvezaint> why do u want to get into #msnl anyways lol
<yvezaint> its not like u play our games


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part 5 - croz reveals to me where he gathers with the rest of his nerd brood, as they are all very powerful beings in the land of efnet

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<croz> #r3wt
<croz> join there
<croz> and see who im in the channel with
<croz> then look up who bysin is
<croz> see who the [censored] i [censored] with
<croz> ur too dumb to even accept my warnings
<croz> god
<croz> u really are a degen
<yvezaint> and u really are a huge nerd


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parts 6 through whatever it is coming up - it gets better