Chronic Liars Spinning Away

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The man Cheney "sprayed" with bird shot (re: blasted with a shotgun to the face) has suffered a "minor" heart attack and is back in intensive care.

Could some one ask their doctor about how "minor" a heart attack is? The cause of the problem was buckshot lodged in the man's heart -- that sounds like a pretty good "spray".

But don't worry about Cheney, after all it was the other guy's fault. While the victim (would victim be the right word since it was all his fault) was being rushed to intensive care and in the hospital, Cheney stayed at the ranch and had dinner where it was said he expressed concern and felt "kinda bad".

The most amazing thing about this story -- the guy was a corporate lawyer, who even knew they had hearts?

Official White House response is to make jokes about the whole incident.