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View Poll Results: College? | |||
Never attended | 26 | 5.91% | |
Dropped out | 78 | 17.73% | |
In the process of finishing | 203 | 46.14% | |
Graduated | 77 | 17.50% | |
In Grad School/Finished Grad School | 56 | 12.73% | |
Voters: 440. You may not vote on this poll |
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An ode to KK
Oh monarchs of my misery, pain, and financial destitution, where did we go wrong? In bygone days our love was strong, now all you do is punch my schlong. Quietly I cry tears, putrid tears of self-doubt and sexual dissatisfaction. Oh KK I hope you die in a grease fire, before my head asplodes. BASTARD. Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $509.45 BB: $137.40 Hero (UTG): $400.00 MP: $684.39 CO: $400.00 BTN: $400.00 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players) <font color="red">Hero raises to $16.00</font>, 3 folds, SB calls $14.00, BB folds Flop: ($36) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $26.00</font>, SB calls $26.00 Turn: ($88) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $60.00</font>, SB calls $60.00 River: ($208) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $107.00</font>, Hero calls $107.00 Pot Size: $422.00 ($3.50 Rake) SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Sevens) and WON (+$209.50) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Kings and Sevens) and LOST (-$209.00) ------------------------------- Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $342.41 BB: $400.00 Hero (UTG): $908.18 CO: $415.50 BTN: $470.60 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players) <font color="red">Hero raises to $16.00</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $28.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $75.00</font>, BTN calls $47.00 Flop: ($156) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $110.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $395.60</font>, Hero calls $285.60 Turn: ($947.20) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($947.20) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $947.20 ($2 Rake) BTN had 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fives full of Sixes) and WON (+$474.60) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pairs, Kings and Sixes) and LOST (-$470.60) ------------------ Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $775.30 Hero (BB): $693.90 UTG: $270.61 MP: $1,193.20 CO: $394.00 BTN: $145.43 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $8.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $32.00</font>, MP calls $24.00 Flop: ($66) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $54.00</font>, MP calls $54.00 Turn: ($174) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) Hero checks, <font color="red">MP bets $32.00</font>, Hero calls $32.00 River: ($238) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) Hero checks, MP checks Pot Size: $238.00 ($3.50 Rake) MP had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight Seven to Jack) and WON (+$116.50) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$118.00) ----------------------------- Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $1,395.30 BB: $395.60 UTG: $419.00 MP: $1,488.55 Hero (CO): $723.50 BTN: $404.00 MP posts $6.00 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG folds, MP checks, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $66.00</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $200.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $395.60</font>, Hero calls $195.60 Flop: ($797.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Turn: ($797.20) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($797.20) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $797.20 ($1 Rake) BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$400.60) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$395.60) ------------------------- Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $487.50 BB: $290.75 Hero (UTG): $412.00 MP: $156.60 CO: $413.30 BTN: $117.65 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players) <font color="red">Hero raises to $16.00</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $16.00, 2 folds Flop: ($38) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $28.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $101.65</font>, Hero calls $73.65 Turn: ($241.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($241.30) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $241.30 ($3.50 Rake) BTN had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$120.15) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$117.65) ------------------------ Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $411.90 Hero (BB): $426.00 UTG: $973.40 CO: $422.40 BTN: $583.10 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players) <font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, CO calls $8.00, BTN calls $8.00, <font color="red">SB raises to $44.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $120.00</font>, 3 folds, SB calls $76.00 Flop: ($264) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $170.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $291.90</font>, Hero calls $121.90 Turn: ($847.80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($847.80) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $847.80 ($2.50 Rake) SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Nines) and WON (+$433.40) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pairs, Kings and Nines) and LOST (-$411.90) |
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Re: An ode to KK
bastard
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Re: An ode to KK
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bastard [/ QUOTE ] happy birthday |
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Re: An ode to KK
Stop overplaying them, fish.
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Re: An ode to KK
i chose "ungrateful, manipulative bitch"
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Re: An ode to KK
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Stop overplaying them, fish. [/ QUOTE ] Go back to 100nl |
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Re: An ode to KK
i should write one to queens which I just flat out suck at lpaying
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Re: An ode to KK
crappy emo writing [censored] bastard
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Re: An ode to KK
win more often at showdown.
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