i had a dream last night

[ebepse]

i dont remember most of it but


i was giving a girl a back rub. she was sad or something but was enjoying my company. someway or another she turned into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. i was still rubbing it. the sandwich was getting turned on and excited. eventually it came and there was a little whitish sticky patch of liquid on the middle of the bread.

i thought to myself "zomg i made a sandwich jizz! i am amazing! i can't wait to tell BBV."

i was going to take pictures of it to post but it dried up and you could barely see it.


then i woke up and remembered this and said to myself "zomg i had a weird dream! i cant wait to tell BBV"

[Limesparks]

hey SPB

if i shoot someone who is about to shoot himself to save him from an eternity in hell, does that mean I'M going to hell?????because that doesn't seem fair!!sorry for the derail i just dont know who else to adsk

[ebepse]

yes

[No Fizzle]

Last night I had a dream that a HAMBURGER was eating ME!

[Limesparks]

what if he did not actually have a gun but did look depressed

[kevin017]

last night i fell asleep laying on my couch with my laptop on it, and in the middle of the night had an arm spasm or something, and hurled it onto the floor. i vaguely remember it happening, picking it up and spooning it for the rest of the night. now it won't charge. /cry

[benza13]

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last night i fell asleep laying on my couch with my laptop on it, and in the middle of the night had an arm spasm or something, and hurled it onto the floor. i vaguely remember it happening, picking it up and spooning it for the rest of the night. now it won't charge. /cry

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Someone is a little too into their internet porn